Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 BIRD CIRCUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 My friend Dan has a cockatoo that he's training to clip bolts. It almost works, but the damn bird keeps backclipping. I told him he should've got a parrot instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 I saw on tv there's a kind of parrot in New Zealand called a kea (or kia? spelling?), it's the only alpine parrot in the world. They're very intelligent and very mischievous, tear the hell out of cars at ski areas, get into food and gear. I think we should introduce those to N. America, let them have turf wars w/ crows and ravens. Battle cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleblebleb Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Train to menace sport climbers? No, wait, even better! Train to menace all people with tape on their helmets! Throw them off cliffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Train them to wreak havoc w/ parties from the Mounties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A7U Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 fleblebleb said: Train to menace sport climbers? No, wait, even better! Train to menace all people with tape on their helmets! Throw them off cliffs The tape may be holding the helmet together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleblebleb Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Fuhgeddaboudid the tape is there to write the owner's name on. Matching tape with handwriting goes on butt to help out belayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Keas are like winged snafflehounds. They think its funny, to fly above you 5 pitches up a 10 pitch face, and drop 1 lb. stones onto your helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnHigh Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Train them to skirt shit on Mazama parties. Don't look up or you'll get an eye full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 7, 2003 Author Share Posted April 7, 2003 Dru said: Keas are like winged snafflehounds. They think its funny, to fly above you 5 pitches up a 10 pitch face, and drop 1 lb. stones onto your helmet. Stones? They're rocks, Canadaman! How many people have you maimed at the crags when you knocked something off, hollered "STONE!" and no one knew to duck and cover 'cause they had no idea what you were yelling about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 yes they are well known for biting the windshield wipers off of cars. also for sliding down the metal roofs of huts at 4AM while you are trying to sleep. dzooonk! dzooonk! dzoooonk! thump flap flap keeeeet! keeeeet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 click, BOOM hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 the kakapo is flightless but damn funny worlds largest and heaviest parrot quite endangered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iain Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Dru said: quite endangered shocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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