sk Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 for all the people keeping things light hearted arround here... I needed that today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 More for AlpineK ...Someone always playing corporation games Who cares they're always changing corporation names We just want to dance here someone stole the stage They call us irresponsible write us off the page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: for all the people keeping things light hearted arround here... I needed that today. Me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 anybody know any penguin jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 iain said: More for AlpineK ...Someone always playing corporation games Who cares they're always changing corporation names We just want to dance here someone stole the stage They call us irresponsible write us off the page Argh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Dru said: anybody know any penguin jokes? A penguin walks into a bar, and asks the bartender if he has any plums. The bartender, confused, tells the penguin that no, his bar doesn't serve plums. The penguin thanks him and leaves. The next day, the penguin returns, and again repeats his request for plums. Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve plums, has never served plums, and, furthermore, will never serve plums. The penguin, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the penguin returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, penguin! This is a bar! We do not serve plums! If you ever ask for plums again, I will nail your stupid penguin beak to the bar!" The penguin is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Do you have any nails?'' Confused, the bartenders says "No." "Good!" says the penguin. "Then do you have any plums?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Dru said: anybody know any penguin jokes? No, it's just ice cream! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Dru said: anybody know any penguin jokes? There once was a monk from Siberia Whose morals were quite inferior He did to a nun What he shouldn't of done And now she's a mother (with Bronx accent) superia That was my penguin joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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