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Let me get this straight. You think I should feel comfortable that Bush and Rumsfeld are telling us the truth or that they are not telling us the truth but are never-the-less are making good decisions about our foreign policy when damn near every single specific thing they told us about a terrorism link or a current threat to our security proved inaccurate? Is it more sheeplike to believe them unquestioningly or to call for more information?

 

 

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Greg_W said:

Johnny, Being a man of faith, I'm sure you can back up the necessity for war at certain times. Care to share?

Job 4:7-9 Remember, I pray thee, who ever perished, being innocent? or where were the righteous cut off? Even as I have seen, they that plow iniquity, and sow wickedness, reap the same. By the blast of God they perish, and by the breath of his nostrils are they consumed.

Saddam is going to be consumed and destroyed by the righteous and innocent with the help of God as we understand him.

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Isiah 27:

 

Sing about a fruitful vineyard:

3 I, the LORD , watch over it;

I water it continually.

I guard it day and night

so that no one may harm it.

4 I am not angry.

If only there were briers and thorns confronting me!

I would march against them in battle;

I would set them all on fire.

5 Or else let them come to me for refuge;

let them make peace with me,

yes, let them make peace with me."

 

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johnny_destiny said:

Isiah 27:

 

Sing about a fruitful vineyard:

3 I, the LORD , watch over it;

I water it continually.

I guard it day and night

so that no one may harm it.

4 I am not angry.

If only there were briers and thorns confronting me!

I would march against them in battle;

I would set them all on fire.

5 Or else let them come to me for refuge;

let them make peace with me,

yes, let them make peace with me."

 

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That's "Johnny Dense" to all of the rest of us...

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johnny_destiny said:

Isiah 27:

 

Sing about a fruitful vineyard:

3 I, the LORD , watch over it;

I water it continually.

I guard it day and night

so that no one may harm it.

4 I am not angry.

If only there were briers and thorns confronting me!

I would march against them in battle;

I would set them all on fire.

5 Or else let them come to me for refuge;

let them make peace with me,

yes, let them make peace with me."

 

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Jesus_Freak, please take your biblical wrath to the front of the line and use it to lay down some surpressive fire. It's funny how the loons come out of the woodwork when the shit starts hitting the fan.

 

ANYWAYS...

 

How about those bridges at al Nasiriya? Any word yet on whether the Iraqi sappers blew them successfully? No? Not surprised, wouldn't want too much information about how this is starting to turn into a clusterfuck getting out.

 

Saw a great shot from the fragging, guy with his feet blown off. Fucking lovely.

 

Get ready for another generation of fucked up veterans. It's really sad...

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Necronomicon 6:66

 

7 and He shouteth unto me

"lay down thy penile implants and

carry forth insteadeth thine

own erectile tissue"

8 and the chorus of arrayed angles

clamoured "I wanna ROCK!! ROCK!! ROCK!!"

untileth He emptied unto them

his impacted bowels and

let forth the Holy Stench

9 and the Mutton of God tasted oh so good

with a delicate marinade of the

blood of the righteous

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