Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 Looks like The Onion had it figured out back in '01! http://www.theonion.com/onion3701/bush_nightmare.html Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over' WASHINGTON, DC-Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over." "My fellow Americans," Bush said, "at long last, we have reached the end of the dark period in American history that will come to be known as the Clinton Era, eight long years characterized by unprecedented economic expansion, a sharp decrease in crime, and sustained peace overseas. The time has come to put all of that behind us." Bush swore to do "everything in [his] power" to undo the damage wrought by Clinton's two terms in office, including selling off the national parks to developers, going into massive debt to develop expensive and impractical weapons technologies, and passing sweeping budget cuts that drive the mentally ill out of hospitals and onto the street. During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years. Quote
allthumbs Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 Hey fucker. The war's started and the time has come to support our troops, our President and our country. STFU Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 19, 2003 Author Posted March 19, 2003 Hey, jerkass, the time has come to wake up and realize that your president is needlessly endangering the lives of those troops who you supposedly support (Hello? Since when does "support" mean "enthusiastically send to die"?). The time has come to wake up and realize that our country is in the crapper while your president is pissing away money on tax cuts and military spending while the jobless rate skyrockets, huge companies are going tits up, and the stock market is dreaming of the days when it was only going down the toilet and not straight to hell. But if you want to keep supporting the president that wants to kill our troops and ruin the country that you love, that's cool. Quote
RobBob Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 the president that wants to kill our troops and ruin the country that you love if you want to start debate, don't be childish Quote
Skisports Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 trask said: The time has come to support our troops, our President and our country. STFU I think trask is right stop your whinning and support our pres and troops is what needs to be done because bitching isn't going to help Quote
vegetablebelay Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 Skisports said: trask said: The time has come to support our troops, our President and our country. STFU I think trask is right stop your whinning and support our pres and troops is what needs to be done because bitching isn't going to help Exactly. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 19, 2003 Author Posted March 19, 2003 Skisports said: I think trask is right stop your whinning and support our pres and troops is what needs to be done because bitching isn't going to help Good idea! The morons will have their way regardless of what anyone says or thinks, so we might as well just go along with it and smile! That's the kind of "firm resolve" your president likes to see! Quote
Off_White Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 "My country right or wrong" is like saying, "My mother drunk or sober." G. K. Chesterton Quote
Fejas Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 What does Plato say... "The only people that have seen the end of war, are those who are dead" or something like that... Quote
dalius Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 I agree with you DFA. You should *not* shut the fuck up! Fuck that. I'm so sick of hearing people say that it's "un-American" to question the presidency and Georgy's decision to go to war. You know what? It's "un-American" *not* to question what the fuck the presidency is doing and *not* to question going to war pre-emptively when the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD IS AGAINST THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I too have family that is over in the Gulf right now, and I wish to god that they don't get killed or have to kill some innocent Iraqi people that are forced to fight for Saddam. They should not be over there risking their lives for this crap. Bring on the flames. Quote
Szyjakowski Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 dalius said: I agree with you DFA. You should *not* shut the fuck up! Fuck that. I'm so sick of hearing people say that it's "un-American" to question the presidency and Georgy's decision to go to war. You know what? It's "un-American" *not* to question what the fuck the presidency is doing and *not* to question going to war pre-emptively when the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD IS AGAINST THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. well said. Quote
adventuregal Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 Dalius! Our country was NOT founded on blindly following a leader. It was founded on the voicing of dissent. Let's all just remember to think for ourselves! Quote
cracked Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 Think for yourself, but don't let blind hate interefere with your thinking, as jja pointed out yesterday. I'm getting tired of hearing "I hate Bush so everything he does must be evil". Quote
adventuregal Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 RobBob said: ...let's stop using exclamation marks! You gonna make me?!! I like em! Quote
snoboy Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
RobBob Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 adventuregal, I'm onto you! Coming into our dingey, gin-sodden little world all fresh-faced and cheery! I'm not buying it!! Quote
Szyjakowski Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 adventuregal said: RobBob said: ...let's stop using exclamation marks! You gonna make me?!! I like em! FIGHT...fight...fight...... Quote
adventuregal Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 RobBob said: adventuregal, I'm onto you! Coming into our dingey, gin-sodden little world all fresh-faced and cheery! I'm not buying it!! Careful buster, or you'll be getting even more exclamation points on each of my posts hereafter. They will begin to increase exponentially!!!!!!!!! Quote
RobBob Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 okay, I am going to show the world who "adventuregal" really is. Mary Fonti, known to many male victims throughout cyberspace as "adventuregal," is not the sweet gal she portrays: You bozos who got all lathered up over that cutie you *thought* was adventuregal----hah! Just ask trask, who drove all the way to Minnesota to meet her for a beer, and had to call Greg W to pick him up. He was recovered, shivering in thong underwear, from a phone booth in the snow. Use your heads, people!! Quote
erik Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 RobBob said: You bozos who got all lathered up over that cutie you *thought* was adventuregal----hah! Just ask trask, who drove all the way to Minnesota to meet her for a beer, and had to call Greg W to pick him up. He was recovered, shivering in thong underwear, from a phone booth in the snow. Use your heads, people!! robknob you say that like trask didnt like that?? Quote
RobBob Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 erik, I notice that you appear like a hound-dog just as punctually as trask...anything to say for yerself?! Quote
ScottP Posted March 19, 2003 Posted March 19, 2003 trask said: Hey fucker. The war's started and the time has come to support our troops, our President and our country = Quote
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