Off_White Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 In a new strategy announced today in the effort to sway the UN Security Council to support war in Iraq, White House spokesman Ari Fleischer announced that John Ashcroft would sing to the UN Security Council until they agreed to the new resolution supported by the US and Britan. John Ashcroft Sings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 OMG...THIS HURTS TO WATCH. THIS COUNTRY IS RUN BY IDIOTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalius Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 This is by far the most disturbing thing that I have seen in a very long time. I don't know if I should puke, cry, or scream. Holy fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Is is really real? It seems like it could be faked pretty easily. If it isn't a hoax, then I'm scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 I'm afraid it's real. I've heard about his singing before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 if it is for real- fucking a- lucky for you guys you live close to canada. marry a canadian. or don't travel as you'll be a loughing stock of the world!!!!!! this equas chrushchov un boot story. now i am worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 I think I've seen him sing this before, giving an impromptu performance on the sidewalk in New York City ,I think, slapping himself in the face with the fat rind off an uncooked steak and leaking piss through his pants. Fucking LOON! Given his role in the government, this is some seriously scary shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 I, for one, am encouraged by the video clip; I had previously thought Ashcroft was incapable of voice modulation. He's still atonal, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 here's another good link. funny link about bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle_Tricky Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 i think ashcroft is doing a good job reducing the right to be oneself. i am afriad his skewed thinking may have infected poor innncent worldly thinking and great guy jja's impresionable mind! may we hope Jah comes from the sky and blesses the haters, inducing harmony and love between all brothers and sisters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 The Pres Blows: Bill Clinton Jam Session. I actually have this album. Clinton playing tenor saxophone with a jazz band in Prague covering Summertime. The guy wasn't bad for an amateur. No One Ever Said He Was Stan Getz "When the President has problems passing his bills in Congress, he should threaten them with one hour of his sax playing. Then he would have no problems with filibustering. What he lacks in skill, talent, imagination, technique and swing, he more than makes up for with desire and hustle." -- Jazz great (and Democrat) Wynton Marsalis, commenting on the President's new CD, Bill Clinton Jam Session: The Pres Blows... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalius Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 What happens when Ashcroft and Micheal Jackson meet... and of course, where would Ashcroft be without his backup singer, Colin "I wear G-strings too" Powell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 dalius said: What happens when Ashcroft and Micheal Jackson meet... and of course, where would Ashcroft be without his backup singer, Colin "I wear G-strings too" Powell? growsssssssss.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 DALIUS i lost my breakfast thanks to you...the thought of ashcroft becoming a pop idol is very upsetting to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 21, 2003 Author Share Posted March 21, 2003 The Ashcroft solo was real, but here's a link to a manufactured Bush & Blair duet that's really touching. Bush & Blair Duet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.