crazyjizzy Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 (edited) My good buddy AlpineK is in the King County Jail, awaiting extradition to Central Oregon. He badly needs a lawyer and bail money. A team of Terrebones finest, led by CI Dick Pumpington, hauled AlpineK off last night. He is charged with one count of "Assisting in the impersonation of a climber", and one count of "conspirosy to commit the same". He has been offered a plea deal, but has refused, stating "I ratted rat in '91, and I'm still paying for that". The authorities are trying to break AlpineK in their search for a CC crime moll. If anyone knows who this cad is, please contact the Terrebone Joint Task Force, or PM Dick Pumpington. Thank You for helping our friend. He is as much a victim as any of us! Edited March 10, 2003 by iceguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 have the cops checked the chat room yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Impersonating a scrambler too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 I came to this thread hoping to find some weekend shopping maul peace sign shenanigins. Disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 iain said: I came to this thread hoping to find some weekend shopping maul peace sign shenanigins. Disappointed. ya i thought it was gonna be chipper mayhem like in fargo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To_The_Top Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 The real truth is AlpineK was seen running out of a Ballard convience store with a case of Red Bull (no surprise) and the show COPS filmed this and he was bithering something about being a climber not a crimer but the public didnt understand. A poll will be online on how and which method will be used to save this moderator. Details later. TTT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 word is at the halfway house the only thing he can climb will be the stairs, and the only thing he can shred will be dinner napkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 At an early morning arraignment hearing, AlpineK was recorded as shaking his head and growling, "I am not a criminal," a la Richard Nixon. During his exit from the courtroom, he attacked a bailiff who apparently resembled a sportclimber who backed into AlpineK's car 6 months previous. AlpineK is in lockdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Whatever the charges are I'm not guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 i heard he voltuntarily went back to jail to see his life long love.... 3 strikes and your out has been especially hard in al[inek's life, his mother, his brother and know his lover have all been incarcirated. what a tribute to love. to return to jail to be with your loved ones!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 tough luv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 droppin' soap and takin' names Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 pissed on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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