crazyjizzy Posted March 10, 2003 Posted March 10, 2003 (edited) My good buddy AlpineK is in the King County Jail, awaiting extradition to Central Oregon. He badly needs a lawyer and bail money. A team of Terrebones finest, led by CI Dick Pumpington, hauled AlpineK off last night. He is charged with one count of "Assisting in the impersonation of a climber", and one count of "conspirosy to commit the same". He has been offered a plea deal, but has refused, stating "I ratted rat in '91, and I'm still paying for that". The authorities are trying to break AlpineK in their search for a CC crime moll. If anyone knows who this cad is, please contact the Terrebone Joint Task Force, or PM Dick Pumpington. Thank You for helping our friend. He is as much a victim as any of us! Edited March 10, 2003 by iceguy
iain Posted March 10, 2003 Posted March 10, 2003 I came to this thread hoping to find some weekend shopping maul peace sign shenanigins. Disappointed.
Dru Posted March 10, 2003 Posted March 10, 2003 iain said: I came to this thread hoping to find some weekend shopping maul peace sign shenanigins. Disappointed. ya i thought it was gonna be chipper mayhem like in fargo
To_The_Top Posted March 10, 2003 Posted March 10, 2003 The real truth is AlpineK was seen running out of a Ballard convience store with a case of Red Bull (no surprise) and the show COPS filmed this and he was bithering something about being a climber not a crimer but the public didnt understand. A poll will be online on how and which method will be used to save this moderator. Details later. TTT
Dru Posted March 10, 2003 Posted March 10, 2003 word is at the halfway house the only thing he can climb will be the stairs, and the only thing he can shred will be dinner napkins
Greg_W Posted March 10, 2003 Posted March 10, 2003 At an early morning arraignment hearing, AlpineK was recorded as shaking his head and growling, "I am not a criminal," a la Richard Nixon. During his exit from the courtroom, he attacked a bailiff who apparently resembled a sportclimber who backed into AlpineK's car 6 months previous. AlpineK is in lockdown.
erik Posted March 10, 2003 Posted March 10, 2003 i heard he voltuntarily went back to jail to see his life long love.... 3 strikes and your out has been especially hard in al[inek's life, his mother, his brother and know his lover have all been incarcirated. what a tribute to love. to return to jail to be with your loved ones!!!
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