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Do you guys really think he has a job. He was somehow able to make over 200 posts in the last week or so, at all times of the day or night. Has anyone ever met, climbed with, or drank with this elusive guy? Calling for any verifyable Trask sightings out in the real world wave.gif

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Has anyone ever met or drank with this elusive guy? Calling for any verifyable Trask sightings out in the real world wave.gif

 

Yes, actually, I have. I can safely divulge Trask's true identity as controversial Islamic author Salman Rushdie. Trask/Salman was relocated by the U.S. Department of State into a witness protection program here in the Northwest recently after the Ayatolah Khomeini announced that he was placing a bounty on Trask's/Salman's head for his publication of the book, "Satanic Verses". Which, to some Muslims, was highly heretical. The danger to Trask/Salman has passed, but he has decided to remain in the Northwest, after acquiring a love for the indigenous forest wildlife and an affinity for the beauty of the Puget Sound and surrounding waters.

 

I hope this clears up any curiosity.

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The love of America, the hatred of liberal socialism, guns, hot women, and strong drink. bigdrink.gif

 

You really should watch your grammar there greg! eek.gif

 

Okay, for those confused, here's a correction: "The love of America, guns, hot women, and strong drink, and the hatred of liberal socialism."

 

Better?

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Okay, for those confused, here's a correction: "The love of America, guns, hot women, and strong drink, and the hatred of liberal socialism."

 

Better?

 

You think we were confused? hellno3d.gif

 

Just grabbing a chance to take the piss outta ya! yellaf.gifthe_finger.gifboxing_smiley.gif

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helping the FBI profile serial killers perhaps?

 

Exactly. Oh, and thanks for letting us take infrared pictures of you in the shower, ChrisT; they turned out great!!!

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I prefer a Ruger 10/22 with a high powered scope for all around and a 12 gauge sawed off for emergencys. The SKS paratrooper carbine with fmj cold war issue East German camoflage rounds containing armour piercing titanium pins is purely for fun. bigdrink.gif

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