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Wow, that's pretty harsh. Never knew about that one, ivan. Thanks, I guess... wiki about Budd And it would seem that a couple more bands, other than just Filter, would owe his estate.

Repeat after me: "There is NOTHING wrong with back hair". I'm so in love. When can we meet?

I'm doomed... DOOMED, I tell ya!

WTF is that thing eating? A balloon?

that pesky gravity...

I may have been a shitty little brat as a kid, but I was definitely not suicidal.

OMG! Not the neti pot again!

I bet you meant to post that in the Gitmo thread, huh?

And from an ejumacator, no less...

You calling my old man a poseur? Dad: "Dammit, Paul, you're gonna learn how to behave if I have to beat the shit outta you to do it, so help me God." The beatings typically began right after this oath...

Yikes! D00d's got worse back hair than me!

First person? But can you type while engaging the present participle? Let us know when the preterite can be applied to the O. Dude, you are not talking to Yngve anymore. He's missing too many vowels. I've got spares... would you like an "O"? Goddammit, there goes that qoute function fuck-up again. When is that gonna get fixed?

iaxx, It's buckschard. Jeebus, get it right.

Not looking for spank material, but I'm always up for a good spanking. Giving or receiving... doesn't matter.

The optics should prolly be fitted with a windshield wiper. Just sayin'...

Congrats, (big??) brother. How old is your new sister?

can't take 'em back. I don't have any receipts.

pics? vid?

Goddammit Gary, fine! It's some fuq'n form of splitting: "will faithfully perform..." Anyone got a guess? Where's Archie? She's generally good at this sort of shite.

Sorry, Cap'n. I canna do it. Gotta work. Oh wait... you said that ain't good for me...

Another thing we have the likes of Karl Rove to thank for. I don't want to see this administration deal with the kind of shit that the last administration had to deal with. Ya know, how liberals said that Bush "stole the election" and all that shit. Now, I don't want to hear conservatives say that Obama is not the "real" president, just because he flubbed a word in the Oath of Office (but made the Oath grammatically correct). I can just hear it coming...

Here is how the Oath of Office reads in the Constitution: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." This is what was said yesterday: ROBERTS: I, Barack Hussein Obama... OBAMA: I, Barack... ROBERTS: ... do solemnly swear... OBAMA: I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear... ROBERTS: ... that I will execute the office of president to the United States faithfully... OBAMA: ... that I will execute... ROBERTS: ... faithfully the office of president of the United States... OBAMA: ... the office of president of the United States faithfully... ROBERTS: ... and will to the best of my ability... OBAMA: ... and will to the best of my ability... ROBERTS: ... preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. OBAMA: ... preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. ROBERTS: So help you God? OBAMA: So help me God. ROBERTS: Congratulations, Mr. President. transcript source So Obama gets one word out of place, and all sorts of people want him to do a "do-over". Have we become that litigious of a society? Shit, grammatically, Obama said it correctly, because as the Oath is written in the Constitution, it's a split infinitive. I'm sure some of y'all oldtimers remember in your grammar school days when the English teacher told ya that Captain Kirk used a split infinitive when he recited the intro to Star Trek. Y'all remember, "To boldly go..."? That's what I'm talkin' about. As Choada Boy links, experts all agree that he should do it over, and one opinion I read hints that he may have already done so.

This might be more appropriate to be posted in the Lost & Found Forum. Just sayin'...

The NPR account that I heard said that "Obama paused to give the Chief Justice time to correct himself." From this I can reasonably conclude that Roberts fucked it up, there was a pregnant pause, Roberts recognized his error and corrected himself, to which Obama replied according to the words for the Oath of Office written in our Constitution. Done deal.

ARCHIE!!! You little white-trash bitch! You're back! WTF you been for the past 3 fuq'n months, eh?