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No problem! Gore-tex bibs= fart retainer system: It'll keep you warm, it'll keep you moving...

Wait a sec...I swear Pat was wearing a skirt! There's no need to get all 'high & mighty' about this...like it's something you haven't done.

I think its a metaphor for

The Taguba Report A link to the text of the Taguba report

No skeletons to hide? But what about..didn't I ever tell you about....oh, screw it, nevermind.

So an early climbing mentor of mine rolled into town this week on her way up to Denali. She called in favors and stole my big fat Feathered Friends puffy down jacket (worth more than my POS car). A different bastard already stole my BACKUP puffy for his attempt on the West Butt. This month, two of my jackets will be climbing Denali while I'm stuck here. When they come back, both jackets are going to stink like someone else's farts. Damnit.

Tru dat: Monkey Business - Whitewater - Coke-sniffin' Bush Where would we be without this priceless trivia about our leaders?

I would rather have a better palette of candidates to choose from, but I'll take Kerry over Bush. Yes, Kerry is a weak, vacilating candidate that was chosen precisely because he was less strident/polarizing than his opponents. That problem lies with our primary system- on both sides of the liberal/conservative fence. Don't tell me there weren't better men than Bush on the Republicann's 2000 ticket (McCain, for one).

That is the question. Only the Shadow knows.

There's not a single person in my acquaintance who is on the fence for the upcoming election. The people who will vote for Bush, will vote for Bush. The people who will vote against Bush will for Kerry. Aside from highly graphic photos of Kerry duct-taping lemmings, no amount of mud-slinging will induce the 'liberals' into voting for Bush. Likewise, short of Jesus coming down from On High and publicly embracing Kerry, I don't see any 'conservatives' voting for Kerry. Both parties should save their PAC money, invest in (fiscally) conservative bonds, and focus on the 2008 elections. That way I can enjoy my re-run sitcoms without being bothered by all this annoying political stuff.

For those who care (pad people & plastic pullers), Pusher is dead. Long live Pusher. www.pusher.com

Why do you duct-tape lemmings?

I think Necro-little has a good point. I waste WAAY too much time reading this drivel - but I'm not strong enough to stay away by myself. Ban me. Please. Do me a favor and me end this foul addiction. Ban me, or I'll keep posting to the steaksauce thread.

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What's up with the li'l red truck? Some sort of 911 thing? I need someone to build me a lexicon- decipher all these little symbols so I can be sure I'm communicating properly. Maybe Shultz will branch beyond the damn green smiley-face too! I need a w00t! graemlin........

old enough to know better

I've seen lamer

I think that was part of Blake's joke (?)

add 5 lbs StoveTop stuffing

ahh...now that's perfection!

Weirdest definition of perfection i ever heard.

alti-snaffle you're THIS high!