Squid

Now taking applications for cheap, meaningless hook-ups. Good looks are appreciated, but after a couple of beers I'm not picky. I'm mostly interested in fun-loving free spirits, but a sour-faced matron will do, as long as she brings the Cuervo. As for me, I'm a fat, balding, middle-aged mediocre climber. I apologize in advance if I'm slow in responding to your pm's- I anticipate a heavy response, and will do my best to respond to everyone in turn. Please send a picture w/ pm- tactful nudes are good, tasteless porn is better.

I think its the gray matter that's evaporating.

The religious right in this country worries me more than the religious right in other countries. Pull your own fucking head out, jackass.

Remember, with the new voting procedures, Dem's vote Nov. 2nd, Rep's vote Nov 3rd.

So, uh, hey baby.. did I mention I'm really, really old?

I think I just threatened a bunch of people. Am I banned yet?

all y'all can stfu now. you're boring me. Otherwise, you're gonna look pretty fucking silly when a stick-figure cartoon kicks your ass at the rope-up. bygones. much love, hugs and kisses, see you soon

I mean, use discretion. Not just any caribou. and she can't fight too hard; she'll have to let me win sometimes.

NOLse! Hook a brother up! I don't have a pic on cc, but I look just like my avatar- except I'm in color. ..and I don't really climb all that much, but I'm becoming very adept at spray.

Do I really want to spend a weekend with these people? It might be entertaining to put faces to names. It sounds much more fun to just watch the larches turn. How the hell am I gonna finish this personal reference for grad school? If Bush wins, will they draft my kids? Is depleted uranium the sole cause of Gulf War Syndrome? How will the media spin the debate? Are political cartoons the only mode of communication with any currency in this society? I need to lose 5lbs.

Your resistance is useless.

They gave me extra. I can share.

Modest Mouse is so 2003. 2004 is owned by The Roots

What's the blond guy doing with those tiny, tiny people?

wtf? wtf?

Right on, Eric!!

Yeah, maybe they'd kiss us after they'd fucked us.

Icy

be my friend

stop oppressing me. I think there's a lot of love hiding behind your mean words. Don't be afraid of rejection- we're all friends here!

I can't believe you're focusing on the punctuation while ignoring the grammar I feel so misunderstood. I need a hug.

poetic license and intentional ambiguity