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Squid

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  1. What part of the subversion of democracy doesn't threaten you? Are you so unpatriotic that civil servants on the take doesn't bother you?
  2. hah. Lawyers What are you looking for, Chuck? Instructions on when and where to go? You're smart enough to know that this no way to write guidelines that are both specific and accurate about where to go in avy conditions. While at first glance 'normal conditions' might seem laughably meaningless, you have to understand that these sorts of weasel words let us describe things that we cannot describe with certainty. I do know that normal caution will prevent me from skiing TC on Dragontail.
  3. Crackers, could I have the image above silk-screened onto a new pack?
  4. Squid

    I'm coming up

    I'm glad she's wearing camo, otherwise I'd be able to see that fugliness.
  5. I wish I knew how to Squit you.
  6. I don't even know what I'm doing right now.
  7. Surprisingly like AlpinFox without his meds.
  8. Squid

    Possum meat

    Oooh! I step away from keyboard for a second and look what Oly does! Meanie.
  9. Squid

    My next job

    Would you like fries with that? May I SUPERSIZE your order?
  10. Squid

    Possum meat

    countdown to the std internet dead-possum pic: 3.. 2.. 1
  11. Squid

    Possum meat

    I think your search was definitely goodler.
  12. Squid

    Possum meat

    It's hard just to give a generic recipe without knowing which cut of meat were talking about. If you can't make heads or tails of it, I'd suggest a stew.
  13. Squid

    Chevy Apprentice

    mail it quick to yer friends while you can.
  14. Squid

    My next job

    Hmm. We really can't let those wannabees take the title from our hometown heros in Enumclaw. We need a Enumclaw vs. Waynesville uncage-your-soul-match. I'll give the winner a sponsored implant.
  15. Squid

    My next job

    This from the genius who drives his jetski uphill Generally, folks sponsor my implants with a nice movie, dinner & drinks. Feel free to be creative! If you're lucky, I'll give you an implant of you own! For a premium, I also sell commemorative t-shirts, shot glasses, and coffee mugs.
  16. Squid

    Bonfire!

    Mos, they'll need to take special precautions with your combustible body. And a ranger I spoke to told me that they'll be handling Ivan with special care, too.
  17. Squid

    My next job

    Ucage the damn thing from 9-5, then put it back on the shelf for the evening's serving of prime-time and TeeVee dinners.
  18. Squid

    My next job

    I'm working out a deal with the French government to go 'work my magic'. We're finalling the terms of my sponsorship.
  19. Squid

    Bonfire!

    burn, , burn!
  20. Squid

    Bonfire!

    interesting thought. So what's the socially responsible way to go? 1. harvest all usable organs for transplant/research 2. remove all heavy metals for recycling 3. flense the flesh into vat of biodiesel 4. crumble the bones into the garden to make the veggies grow Or...have your buddies trundle your corpse off into the woods to feed the worms?
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