Squid

beer

Damn- my condolences. 39th & Greenwood and they had to take an 87 wagon? Fuckers.

it's all fun-n-games until OW puts the penis away

unless we're dressed in large fuzzy bear suits

luddite

Good for you for getting out there, CBS

8 year olds, dude.

fuck! where is your pro? I put it in profanely. Screw normal caution!

it starts with more lotion

she cries 'amuse me' oly hunts for big clown shoes we share the profit

will you be my friend? I put my pro in a purse and prepare to pout

she says 'snorkel dork' never says it to my face this is serious

Well, I would never climb a chipped route. Then again, no one would bother to chip a 5.8

this one has me in stitches:

Holy shit, Archie's getting loopy. Been hitting the bottle early today?

I'm very close friends with Stevie-H (we call him Stevie Ache, now), and his finger is definitely injured. His backrubs don't have the warmth or intensity they used to. Sometimes I wonder where the magic has gone.

4 stars.

I prefer over-easy.

I have to mouth the words in order to type.

I'm trying to decide how to maximize my spray-time, and be the best sprayer I can be. Should I go for the 'threaded' or the 'flat' view? Please compare and contrast the merits and drawbacks of each. Make your response clear, concise, and timely. Thanks in advance- SQUID

I can't decide whether you're the coolest or the scariest high school teacher ever. maybe both.

so, how's high school going? still getting wedgies at recess? Coach won't let you on varsity? Don't worry, when you grow up, you'll show them what you're made of! You'll show them all!

DirtyHarry is my favorite avatar (today).

Bris?

translates as: I've got mine, fuck you.