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Certain former-PNW skiers of note have modified Silvretta 555s to be non-releseable by removing the heelunit and replacing it with a CNC'd baseplate and a snowboard heel throw. Not my choice, but food for though.

Why would they need to be invited by a Unversity, the government will welcome them with open arms!

I thought we were at war with Euthanasia?

From: http://www.walmart.ca/wps-portal/storelocator/Canada-Storefinder.jsp?page=sfd "*With 285 stores from coast to coast in Canada, you are more than likely to find a store wherever you go...." sweet! your source for the obese and sweatpanted! gimmie my fucking walmart! I'll stick it to the man, I'll buy shit that breaks for 10% less than stuff that would last 30% longer!

http://www.landquest.com/detailmain.asp?prop=06218M&curpage=1&search=brucelist $1,395,000 less than lakefront on Lake Washington

It certainly can't be because of contempt for free speach, democracy or the free market. Ahmadinejad is a loon but is rhetoric plays to his hometown audience. Ours doesn't and we don't get why they don't listen to us.

but you don't suck on skis. I do

not much more stupid than bending over to pull up the toe tab on Dynafits Just stepping in is totally fun when the holes in your boots have gotten packed with snow thats now ice

pics? one of the lake city strip clubs was advertising "Sumo Wrestling" on it's signboard this morning, that might be a good place to start

the brakes suck. make your own leashes from some accessory cord and a mini-biner or clip.

And then spend 20 minutes reassembling the board to go downhill again Sure, they are reasonably efficient for yo-yoing (fat skis + skins are about equal), but for any non simple terrain they suck, and so do the fiddly parts get lost/broken mechanisms.

yes, I did it for 6 years and now own no tele skis. I started because I was bored with resort skiing. I quit because it's a pain. I ended up with a bunch of bad habits I picked up while tele-ing that are a major pain to unlearn.

For a subaru dating service they sound like a short bus gang.

I always carry a CAT D9, 3 kegs of beer, 4 inflatable love dolls, 2 brasilian hookers and a gross of condoms. I'm the uber mountie sickie

porter = 0% or was he part of the ~4,000 virgins?

You forgot the most appropriate one: Short Bus vs. Ferrari Telemark skiing might be better if you a) meadow skip b)have problems with blood in your THC stream or c) if you sleep on a cock shaped pillow otherwise, rando gear rules the roost

I'm nearing a personal record - all for you porter. in my suckdown celebration - you'll be the big dude in the sky I"m pointing at

good fucking lord are you trying to imitate my gay ass patagonia lifestyle of mindless gear fetishism? Buy a pair of Sabretooths and be done with it.

bumping the suckage up to 12 for you porter

That's the periodic table of Ignoble gasbags

I specialize in programmers, yes

I don't know either of you---thank God---but shouldn't you call him 'daddy'? I only say that to paying clients.

my suck dial goes to 11

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I love it when you talk dirty to me porter. give me more of your tough love. mmmm