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the brakes suck. make your own leashes from some accessory cord and a mini-biner or clip.

And then spend 20 minutes reassembling the board to go downhill again Sure, they are reasonably efficient for yo-yoing (fat skis + skins are about equal), but for any non simple terrain they suck, and so do the fiddly parts get lost/broken mechanisms.

yes, I did it for 6 years and now own no tele skis. I started because I was bored with resort skiing. I quit because it's a pain. I ended up with a bunch of bad habits I picked up while tele-ing that are a major pain to unlearn.

For a subaru dating service they sound like a short bus gang.

I always carry a CAT D9, 3 kegs of beer, 4 inflatable love dolls, 2 brasilian hookers and a gross of condoms. I'm the uber mountie sickie

porter = 0% or was he part of the ~4,000 virgins?

You forgot the most appropriate one: Short Bus vs. Ferrari Telemark skiing might be better if you a) meadow skip b)have problems with blood in your THC stream or c) if you sleep on a cock shaped pillow otherwise, rando gear rules the roost

I'm nearing a personal record - all for you porter. in my suckdown celebration - you'll be the big dude in the sky I"m pointing at

good fucking lord are you trying to imitate my gay ass patagonia lifestyle of mindless gear fetishism? Buy a pair of Sabretooths and be done with it.

bumping the suckage up to 12 for you porter

That's the periodic table of Ignoble gasbags

I specialize in programmers, yes

I don't know either of you---thank God---but shouldn't you call him 'daddy'? I only say that to paying clients.

my suck dial goes to 11

was was was wah wah wah was was wah wah wah

I love it when you talk dirty to me porter. give me more of your tough love. mmmm

There's what, 3 expert tele skiiers in the world? sure it's cool and pretty. Most people suck at it, and for a reason, it's a PITA.

For real? Come on now. thats just silly. Big powder descents on a snowboard are a thing of beauty to watch. for everything else its a shitty ugly tool usually ridden by shitty ugly tools. telemark sucks for skiing; plenty of telemarkers are good enough to overcome its limitations. there's a good reason why tele disapeared

put a personals add in the Stranger

so is stopping yourself from gouging your eyes out with boredom

how about a job that requires something more than a room temperature IQ?

sickie

Self quote for emphasis no you are a retard.

Self quote for emphasis

Washington plates = can't drive.