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I didn't know you could use Chardonnay to trap marmots.

The only difference between the cc.com thread and the other threads is cc.com got to the same result (2 opposing camps, one of which shouting 'It's different you can't possibly understand' the other yelling 'No, it's not') in 20 posts, where the others took 200 and tossed in a shitton of nauseating navelgazing prose that at the time sure sounded good but in a month will be more disgusting than the crankwelfarewhore 'cougar' you picked up last night the morning after but makes the author feel like the second coming of Joe Simpson. Bulletainboards are all the same just depends what part of the menstrual cycle. Sometimes hot n' horny, sometimes bitchy and bloated. Joe Simpson himself could not have said it better. fucking fairies

The only difference between the cc.com thread and the other threads is cc.com got to the same result (2 opposing camps, one of which shouting 'It's different you can't possibly understand' the other yelling 'No, it's not') in 20 posts, where the others took 200 and tossed in a shitton of nauseating navelgazing prose that at the time sure sounded good but in a month will be more disgusting than the crankwelfarewhore 'cougar' you picked up last night the morning after but makes the author feel like the second coming of Joe Simpson. Bulletainboards are all the same just depends what part of the menstrual cycle. Sometimes hot n' horny, sometimes bitchy and bloated.

Hey they've had more than one cicrumcision thread

For you it equals windowlicker

Nevermore shall ttips give a bad review.

Of course when you change Dru to G-Spotter nothing changes

Have you heard about this great new website? It's called www.telemarktips.com

The cc.com ace in the hole worth a Westfalia at least

No, not to sensitive I prefer my spray sophmoric hall banter, not the freshman debate team Besides, cc.com has better emoticons

Heh. I wonder how many of the people who say "I'd never climb Everest" have ever seen it. It's purity. Sure it's a shitshow. An expensive shitshow. Buy it's purtty and has... gravitas. You can't refuse...

It consisted of 1 sentance containing 1 emoticon. Nope, not ttips material. He has much to learn about bloviating, navel gazing, and mindless enthusiasm. so, are you attacking people in some random forum because you are a badass, or as some ironic punishment?

I think longleggedingoodweed has what it takes for the big leagues of internet hard people - http://www.ascensionist.com/ is calling darlin' Snoboy - do you want the book or not?

Because I'm young and I'm black and my hats pulled down low? Do I look like a mind reader sir? I don't know!

Sounds like the spokane dating scene

Carl, tell us about this Laura. Is she a former love interest? Feel free to jump in Alaskalegs. Person who's first name I forgot- I've no idea if it's a he, a she, a megladon, an attack unicorn or a trained psychotic dolphin. Only that someone known as 'Laura' from Goodweed, AK posted a link to this discussion on telemarktwits. That link was subsequently gardened out of existance by the great truthsayer.

soak it in bourbon

There's nothing in the world that too much money, coke and supermodels can't solve. Except guidoism

Yeah, well that's the Kiwi/Oz press for you - the most selfcritical press in the world.

You should totally do the guide in Microsoft Paint

So did you delete your link to this thread on ttips dear Laura or did big brother?

yup. it'd be like deadliest catch meets the short bus.

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kitergals scare me more than clowns

Is it any wonder, when the old folks in the organizations do everything possible to make the organizations boring and irrelevant? Damn straight - you can get boring, irrelevant with a smattering of climbing here for free! You could always take the American Alpine Club approach - buy an AAJ and ANAM and get a club membership