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  1. cj001f

    Vagina

    dropping mad Latin skillz
  2. Pick me! Please! Pick me!
  3. Good. Nows the time for me to take off my pants
  4. You got tickets to visit Distel? Awwwww
  5. too frisky, had to move back down to ship after the 'incident'
  6. Dru + palm = date
  7. olyclimber = suck
  8. 'sacred' is an error in translation. It should be 'an excuse to charge more money'
  9. I didn't know you could use Chardonnay to trap marmots.
  10. The only difference between the cc.com thread and the other threads is cc.com got to the same result (2 opposing camps, one of which shouting 'It's different you can't possibly understand' the other yelling 'No, it's not') in 20 posts, where the others took 200 and tossed in a shitton of nauseating navelgazing prose that at the time sure sounded good but in a month will be more disgusting than the crankwelfarewhore 'cougar' you picked up last night the morning after but makes the author feel like the second coming of Joe Simpson. Bulletainboards are all the same just depends what part of the menstrual cycle. Sometimes hot n' horny, sometimes bitchy and bloated. Joe Simpson himself could not have said it better. fucking fairies
  11. The only difference between the cc.com thread and the other threads is cc.com got to the same result (2 opposing camps, one of which shouting 'It's different you can't possibly understand' the other yelling 'No, it's not') in 20 posts, where the others took 200 and tossed in a shitton of nauseating navelgazing prose that at the time sure sounded good but in a month will be more disgusting than the crankwelfarewhore 'cougar' you picked up last night the morning after but makes the author feel like the second coming of Joe Simpson. Bulletainboards are all the same just depends what part of the menstrual cycle. Sometimes hot n' horny, sometimes bitchy and bloated.
  12. cj001f

    TelemarkTwits.com

    Hey they've had more than one cicrumcision thread
  13. For you it equals windowlicker
  14. cj001f

    TelemarkTwits.com

    Nevermore shall ttips give a bad review.
  15. Of course when you change Dru to G-Spotter nothing changes
  16. Have you heard about this great new website? It's called www.telemarktips.com
  17. cj001f

    TelemarkTwits.com

    The cc.com ace in the hole worth a Westfalia at least
  18. cj001f

    TelemarkTwits.com

    No, not to sensitive I prefer my spray sophmoric hall banter, not the freshman debate team Besides, cc.com has better emoticons
  19. Heh. I wonder how many of the people who say "I'd never climb Everest" have ever seen it. It's purity. Sure it's a shitshow. An expensive shitshow. Buy it's purtty and has... gravitas. You can't refuse...
  20. cj001f

    TelemarkTwits.com

    It consisted of 1 sentance containing 1 emoticon. Nope, not ttips material. He has much to learn about bloviating, navel gazing, and mindless enthusiasm. so, are you attacking people in some random forum because you are a badass, or as some ironic punishment?
  21. cj001f

    TelemarkTwits.com

    I think longleggedingoodweed has what it takes for the big leagues of internet hard people - http://www.ascensionist.com/ is calling darlin' Snoboy - do you want the book or not?
  22. Because I'm young and I'm black and my hats pulled down low? Do I look like a mind reader sir? I don't know!
  23. Sounds like the spokane dating scene
  24. cj001f

    TelemarkTwits.com

    Carl, tell us about this Laura. Is she a former love interest? Feel free to jump in Alaskalegs. Person who's first name I forgot- I've no idea if it's a he, a she, a megladon, an attack unicorn or a trained psychotic dolphin. Only that someone known as 'Laura' from Goodweed, AK posted a link to this discussion on telemarktwits. That link was subsequently gardened out of existance by the great truthsayer.
  25. cj001f

    FUNKY STANKY PACK

    soak it in bourbon
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