layton

I won't shove that doll up my ass

someone who I climbed with has it somewhere. Fugji 24exp (forget the speed) Photos of Sysiphus, Carlos Rossi, and Unfinished Symphony plus some other crap on it. I want it back

hmmm... ok after much (1 second) deliberation, I claim the LOWER MALAMUTE!!! I also want it back damnit! flip side, WORST CRAG: Gov. Lister Cliffs on Chuckanut Dr. Abismal.

I can't slog and check stuff out every weekend this early season tru spring but I am totally IN for a weekend climb up some sick gnar gnar even though I'm in PDX and school full-time.

they are also more Sinester(a). latin geeks will find that amusing.

my post got deleted in the Body Results forum (obviously) cuz I was looking at that while thinking of a response to this (sorry Courtany). Anyway, I got one and promptly shoved it up my ass. Now it's stuck. Fuck!

Good, we don't like you.

Is this made by Orchard St. Brewing from B'ham? If so, best beer ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If not, who cares what your drinkin.

Someone should make this a sticky or incorporate it into the "links"

You should call it "Things Mike Layton brough his shit to the base of or drove by and almost got in an accident and wrote long emails to Jason Martin because he won't be able to climb any of them since he lives in portland now so he might as well give em away section" instead of "Rumors".

This is turning out to be one of the bigger "Climbing Partner Needed" threads ive seen... ...and TLG is nowhere to be seen

This is some funny shit. my apologies to those being roasted, but then again W.W.C.D. (what would Colin do)? WWWD?

Be sure to leave a note on your vehicle if you decide to check out the S.side of the mtn also.

Soooooo...... Who was on top? How was it? Cough up any furballs erik?

was it "assparrot"?

uh-oh....sounds like a keg and redvines may be involved

Sounds like B'ham has 3 shitty walls now instead of 2. Good thing there's Sehome The Ham: What a dump!

The garmont boots are a more for someone w/a 10.5 street shoe. Still 4 sale.

BTW, nice harness!

Sweet! Hope I can join ya

"I had a dog his name was Flash, I don't know why cuz he ain't very fast. Runs two steps and he runs outta gas, in a one dog race he comes in last, singin' 'Go Flash Go,' but he just sleeps on the lawn, singin 'Go Flash Go,' but he just lays there and yawns." -From, "The Dukes of Hazard Soundtrack" Flash died of anal bleeding BTW

Thanks Ed! This is exactly what this site should be for (besides making people feel bad about themselves ), looks amazing. Way to go.

I live in a giant bucket. Gene Pires and I climbed a new route on Prussik too. Can't say exactly where it goes, but pretty much it follows the crappiest line up until it meets w/the burger/stanley after several dirt chimney pitches. "Crap Shitfuck dirtanus blowsnot" 5.dirt+ You can stop the presses. Besides my classic line, someone should try and sort this out and make a topo cuz it sounds pretty messy as FA's go, but with some NICE sounding variations. Jordon, you've never been there but I'm sure you could do it with a map and some alchohol. p.s. feel free to moderate and remove this post.

OR... ...cock blocking Fred Beckey and totally scoring w/two chicks in the coast range.