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it was fun last night. nice new place. bouldering was crowded, but i expect less folks after the 1st week. I'm going there on a date tonight (unless she reads this site).

On our coin? (well not mine, ya gotta wait 4 more years)

NO! My motto is: "You can't strike out if you don't step up to bat"

Here's one you can still post to!

i'll be whackin toolz in banffff

around 5am this morning. get the Delorean ready Doc. Thanks for bringing it down to 2 stars MY popularity is going downhill.

the ice is pretty killer in silverton too! Is the hostel still there and running?

Pretty schweet! Is this the 1st Cascades TR for winter route of this season?

I never said it was a dumb question. Mattp, can you be more brief in your future responses? Some of us can't read that many sentances in a row without pictures.

okay, now it's too late. ps, thanks for the 5 star rating on this thread

still not too late

we should all chip in and do a drop in the pickets.

So here's a shameless link to a partner request for the gnar gnar

just start walking towards the mountain and climb whatever is in front of you. that's what real men do.

Anyone want to check out Inspiration Rock to see if any routes are "in"? I bet some are a go! If not, then sloppy seconds at Broughton instead!

It's pretty good-sized, too; looks like about half the roped climbing area is beginner/intermediate terrain (no idea what the rest looks like, although rumour has it it's STEEP). They put in three crack routes, too, which do more than just go straight up. Yes. The cracks also go straight down! Ingenious. Hey DFA, where the hell were ya last night.

Yeah, that poor dog was scared shitless Maybe you shouldn'ta kicked the poor guy and moved his water dish out of reach, Necro?

The keg should stay cool in the shade. Bring your own tap.

I prefer to call it the "Modular Man" Now you can write your name in the snow with the rest of us

Yup! Looks like a Patagonia Lifestyles ad.

Told ya not to read them.

WARNING. DO NOT READ THESE if you are even the slightest bit offended by awful things. I didn't make them up, and am shocked and horrified that they are concidered humor. The only reason I post these is for historical significance and real life Mountain Guides told me them so they are climbing related. Seriously, some of these jokes will probably offend you and may be illegeal. the above special olympic joke was very offensive. it should have read. Q. What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics!!!? A.Not being retarded A pediphile and a little boy walk hand-in-hand into the woods near dusk. The little boy turns and says, "I'm scared!" To which to pediphile responds, "You're scared? Shit, I've got to walk out of these woods ALONE tonight!" Q:How do you make a girl cum twice? A:Who cares. Q:What's the best part about doing a twelve year old boy in the shower? A:Turning him around so he looks like a twelve year old girl. Q:What's the best part about doing a twelve year old girl in the shower? A:Slicking her hair back so she looks like a twelve year old boy. Q:How do you know your roommate is gay? A:His dick tastes like shit Q:What's the hardest part of carving the Thanksgiving turkey? A:Telling your parents you're gay. Q:What's the hardest part about doing a 3 year old? A:Getting the blood off the clown suit. Q:How do you make a 3 year old cry twice? A:Wipe your bloody dick on the teddy bear. Q:What's the difference between God and a mountain guide? A:God doesn't think he's a mountain guide.

What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? When is Michael Jackson's bedtime? -Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, Michael Jackson has sex with little boys. -When the big hand touches the little hand