layton

nice my brotha' so how many times up mt hood is this, and are you sick of it yet? somehow i doubt it. I-rock does not look "in" judging by the complete absense of any ice on march madness...then again it's not march.

fun may have a limit, but un-fun can be infinate heard about your uber-wallow. i can't see how a slog with comedians like darin, gene, and justin couldn't be mildly amusing. i'm sure there were MANY hillarious snyde remarks made. anyway, marcus and i are gonna take advantage of your tracks (thanks!) and steal your line suckers.

is the word on the street up in the hillz. anyone get out this week with any stories on conditions? it seems we have all the right ingredients for awesome alpine ice climbing, but in the wrong order.

so far as i know conditions haven't gotten any worse than a mindless slog, so boring and ugly you'll concider chewing off your tongue for some stimulus, all the while right next to a ski lift with people having way more fun than you will be on pretty ho-hum ski terrain.

most embarrasing climbing moment: having anyone ask me on the rocks or ice, "do you post?" 2nd most emabarrasing: me responding, "yes....uggghhh...what do you post as?"

do you think that maybe by saying stupid shit like that, you'll have sex in this life?

toss it out your truck on the side of the road and lets see what happens. who fucking cares if plants are invasive or not. it's fun to watch evolution in action along the road side.

hahahah Jordan is a poopy dirty poo face

how did you avoid murphy's law of weather? i have midterms and a very bad cold. i hope you all die horribly.

whoa!

the weather could take my tests also cure my flu and make me live somewhere besides pdx

man, we're like a bunch of jackyls when we don't get our climbing fix in!

i tried but it snowed well over a foot on my tent sat night and was actively dumping as i put my tail b/tween my legs when i said fuck it. this was in the n.cascades.

no, i think he's just using "hot flashes" from the past few issues of climbing magazine

well my day is officially ruined someone PLEASE start another thread with hotties (thin attractive WOMENT that is) in bike shorts to undo ever wrong this thread has started

one more thing... REI: please stop hiring morons so they will sell useless garbage without feeling bad about it cuz they too don't know any better. i want to put on earplugs when i walk into your store. also, if you're reading this....the empolyees have every right to pro-deals from day one of working there.

where do you draw the line between supporting a local business and hoping they do good, and condeming them when they are too big? also, does less money go into the local economy with stores like REI? people gotta work at both places anyways? i'm not saying i like it. i like having a diverse market instead of the same chain stores everywhere...but how can you stop it from happening while still participating in a capitalist society?

anyone know how fred's getting along with vol 3??? i am soooo excited to see it when it's done!!! i bet there's all sorts of cool stuff no one knew had been climbed in it!!!

a lot of snow is at the base and it is sopping wet w/little to no ice as for two weekends ago

sweatinoutliquor is the best name i have seen on this site so far!!!

include some history, or at least FA information! is anyone working on a washington pass area guide? that would be a nifty guide fo sho' (or is Burdo updating his outdate, but useful guide).

the ostrich burger seems pretty pricy, but their pumpin pie shake and fried mushrooms are awesome!!!

any pictures of those patagonia seamless thong panties?

just allow a little extra time for the "hyper-wallowing alpine snow hippo mega stumble"

shit, i have a climbing partner who fits that bill...although emotionaly he is a smoker, drinker, drug addict, and bible thumper....MARCUS