AlpineK

"They all laughed at me at the academy, but I'll show them."

I like climbing. I've never SCUBA dived, but I'm sure it's fun. SCUBA-Climbing...sounds like spray to me.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote: why dont they just make 1 portion 3 times as large, or, if it gets totally absorbed in 20 minutes, put it in a time release patch? How about a Gu suppository

quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by Fairweather: where did you get your "50 years and glaciers in the lower 48 are gone" data? I think you might have read a few too many Greenpeace junk mailers. statistic cited in Sapiano, Harrison & Echelmeyer, J. Glaciol. V. 44 no. 146 pp. 119-135, and elsewhere. I summarized it as "50 years more or less". see original article for error bars. Ha ha Fairweather, how's that hook feel in your mouth. I'm sure all the science you agree with is free from political agendas unlike the science you don't agree with. Don't you think it's interesting how tobacco companies used to be able to find lots of scientists that thought cigarettes were harmless.

Horsecock all the way. It's power food. If you look at the instructions on Gu you need to eat 3 Gu's/hr. Who has time for that.

uh yeah and I've gotten private messages complaining about you.

Bob we're only getting an, "ass bashing," from you if we care. Well, we don't care what you think . You have zero credibility. Even if you have climbed all the stuff you say you've climbed, nobody gives a shit because you are an asshole. What's more you aren't even funny. So go ahead and spew all you want. I'm sure you will cause that is all you can do.

Umm Trask the stuff Dru is talking about is 10% Your right it is kind of fufu stuff, but it will knock you on your ass

I think Bob's office looks like a dungeon. When you go in for an, "appointment," you are strapped to a bed. Bob wears some funky little leather outfit at work and uses Polish Massage tools that look like whips and chains. Dru's got it right CPB=Agent Orange. I'm sure Bob can find partners to climb with, but I bet he doesn't have any friends. It doesn't matter what grade you climb at if your an asshole nobody wants to hang out with you.

So Bob when you give someone a Crazy Polish Massage do you give them a normal massage while screaming bs at them or do you punch them and pull their hair. I can see you kicking your clients in the balls.

Oh Bob if you only knew me you would realize how far off target you are. How do you expect to get me worked up if you don't even know me? No I don't even try to climb 5.13, but when you posted I was out at Index climbing 5.10s. I'm sure that makes me a wimp in your eyes, but I was having fun. So what did you climb on this nice weekend? Nothing...I thought so. Anyhow I'm hoping that come monday morning we can have a nice discussion about Crazy Polish Massages I'm curious... does one need to have a special license to give Crazy Polish Massages ? Is there a special school you can recommend for learning the techniques of the Crazy Polish Massage ? I have so many questions [ 06-23-2002, 09:04 PM: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

quote: Originally posted by crazypolishbob: alpine- you should talk to someone though to figure things out. if you can't see a pose and bullshit- i start worrying about you pal. Ahh CPB's career is a sensitive spot. Maybe we should shift the discussion to what a crazy Polish massage would be like. I think it would start out fine, but eventually Bob would loose it. I bet he would pull your arm behind your back until you cried, "uncle," and all the while shit would be spewing out of his mouth.

Bob, I'm not in need of a massage therapist, but as a public service to those who might be I think you should post your real name. I think you have a scary temperament for someone in your line of work, and I would advise anyone in need of therapy in the greater Seattle area to stay away from therapists with Polish names. If you come clean and tell us your name then other therapists with Polish names won't have to loose business on your account. [ 06-22-2002, 10:18 PM: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

Post away Bob...in spray where you should be

Bob is not Bonzo. He is not worthy

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Well this is a site for climbers...it ain't cascadescramblers.com.

Golden Rule of the Internet: If you can dish it out, you better be able to take it. Both Dwayner and Peter Puget have failed at this. They both wanted to have a debate about bolts. Instead of respecting the other side and having a logical debate, each of them decided independently that they could make jackass comments, but their opponent needed to stick to logical debating. Now they are both sulking. I think it's kind of funny, both D and PP prided themselves as being intellectuals, but they were both unable to resist the lowest common denominator. I'm sure the subject of bolts deserves a nice debate like Mattp wants, however even in the preinternet days the subject of bolting led to many disfunctional events, and the internet only adds to disfunction. [ 06-20-2002, 09:08 PM: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

I like dirt; I also like watching idiotic fights. I'm dissapointed with both Dwayner and Peter Puget for editing their posts. Come on guys don't get all pc on us; fight, fight, fight. You guys might find it draining, but you make the rest of us laugh.

There's nothing like a good troll as your first post. Perhaps we already know you Chossy.

Sorry Sean and Holly, but if you go through the votes the Zoo wins, and 3pm on Tuesday is way to late to change the venue. Don't worry we'll drink at the Alki again [ 06-18-2002, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

It sounds like the Zoo has the advantage... so far. Maybe we can all pitch in and get Peter Puget a bottle of O2 if he shows up. Though for a dead British guy I don't understand your problem.

quote: Originally posted by ajosephfd: Wow! Anyone else thinks that Kathy has issues????? iS everyone on this site freaking psycho? Yes and we know where you live.

quote: Originally posted by chucK: Though I have never frequented either establishment in question, I can sincerely say, without a doubt in my mind and without the smallest bit of hyperbole, that The Zoo totally and clearly kicks ass on the Alki all the way down the block and around the corner. ohhh carefull ChucK or Hikerwa will kick your ass. The Zoo is fine with me too!

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I thought it was impossible I don't think anyone said it was impossible....just too much of a pain in the ass for the descent in mid winter. The first wintertime descent is still out there.