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AlpineK

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  1. As a postscript I did cut down the maple at the base of Godzilla last year (no troll) I checked for Uncle Tricky hanging out in a portaledge first. He wasn't there. There was some woman at the base of a nearby climb. I walked by her with a chain saw and said, "I'm going to make a little noise." She glared at me as I dropped the tree into the swamp but never said a thing.
  2. I guess Jay's never been south on Rainier Trust me if you lived in Columbia City it's a straight shot down Rainier to the Valley FWY to Kent.
  3. I thought you hated hippies. All those PCC shoppers, even if they have now shaved and cleaned up, used to be hippies. I hate hippies, and I know where they hang out. Don't push me. As to living in Kent. Why the fuck would you want to live in some god forsaken suburban hellhole. Living in the suburbs is what you do if you have a 50's mindset, a labotomy, and 10 childeren that you want to go to good schools (i.e. no darkies)
  4. AlpineK

    Where's Dru??

    I hear Dru and G Spotter are planning an expedition to the back side of Brokeback Mountain.
  5. Yeah, Columbia City is viable. It's come a long way since I was a kid, a healthy business community is bringing the neighborhood back up. Beacon Hill or Seward Park might be a thought. All would constrain you to I-5 to get to the Kent Valley, though. Traffic anywhere on I-5 sucks these days, but at least entry points would be south of downtown. The next bottleneck heading south on I-5 would be towards Southcenter right about where you'd get off. You don't have to use I-5. Head south on Rainier and it'll turn into the Valley Freeway. I-5 is for suckers. Seward Park is pretty close and there's a PCC at 50th and Hudson.
  6. AlpineK

    Hwy 20

    The subject isn't about some lame road in Or-e-gun but the North Cascades HWY. I doubt you can get around the gate on the west side, and even if you could they haven't plowed anywhere near far enough to get to the good skiing. Plus the man would put you down.
  7. Look in Columbia City.
  8. You're such a negative nessy.
  9. AlpineK

    29999 forever

    haha, that's what you get for building up the drama...sucker
  10. Maybe your ugly girlfriend is out getting stylish glasses and her braces off...you'll be history soon.
  11. The only downside I can think of is that they close the gate down low if the fire danger is high.
  12. That wasn't Woody that was Groucho Marx.
  13. AlpineK

    Getting ASS

    I'm fucking pissed You can't title a thread getting ass and then have some skate sking web page. This is bullshit.
  14. AlpineK

    Projects for 2003

    Bonzo's gone forever
  15. AlpineK

    Help

    I've still got a bunch of beer left. Help me help my liver and come drink some of it tomorrow evening. It'll be like a pub club. My place 3/14/06 sometime after 7PM Send me a pm and I'll send you my addy and directions.
  16. AlpineK

    Projects for 2003

    Why don't you just get it over with Drew. You're not fooling anyone, and you've got well over 30 grand in posts already.
  17. Yeah well send me a PM if you want. My budy Mike lives up the Chumstick. He's got a house; not that he's looking for a roommate, but he might be able to give you some info on housing.
  18. Rat's got a crawl space.
  19. When I google myself this is what I get: It looks like I'm having a good time in the future.
  20. AlpineK

    AlpineK*nt

    Mr Jizzy. You are very bitter. Sorry you missed the party Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles stopped by with a bunch of booze and chicken fingers. It was a great time. How are things going in Africa. I find it interesting that the day you arrived was the day they discovered H5N1 on the continent. Speaking of breeding new species Rat tells me his monkey relatives on the continent were up in arms about some scrawny bearded freak going around and molesting the young monkeys. I guess we'll have to wait and hope that your progeny have regresive genes and are thus harmless to humanity.
  21. Only after the manditory keg stand.
  22. Empty bottle I'd hope. Just spit the partially chewed worm on the screen. I'm not a savage...I would never waste alcohol...especially on Mike.
  23. Don't worry you won't be expected to do pushups. I do plan on a couple different contests. Back in grade school we used to play this one game called, "Smear the Queer," (I know it's not a politically correct name for a game ) All I need to do is find one sucker at the party; not that you wearing the paper bag on your head would single you out...no sir.
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