Doug

Hey, that Stewart guy, he's a liberal, right?

So, speaking of MLB: PEORIA, Ariz. -- Left-hander Erik Bedard, obtained last week by Seattle, will start on Opening Day. Bedard was expected to compete with Felix Hernandez for the top spot in Seattle's rotation, but Mariners manager John McLaren said he informed Bedard of his decision on Wednesday. Bedard was acquired from Baltimore for outfielder Adam Jones, left-handed reliever George Sherrill and three minor league prospects. Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press One of the thoughts I had was the apparentlty fragile psyche of Felix Hernandez. Anyone besides me think the trade for and insertion of Bedard as opening day starter will have Felix either pouting or demanding a trade?

exactly. somehow they have a habit of getting in the way of a mans judgement.

The penis and testicles have also been accused of inciting/inspiring other types of aggressive behavior as well.

Have any of you been asked to hand over the penis and testicles for safe keeping prior to being given the penis pass?

to the tune of the Brady Bunch Theme Song Here's the story, Of a fucked up country, That was by an idiot from the right.

C'mon Porter, you know that if you aren't totally in synch with the agenda from the political right you are a left-winger democratic partisan, mmmkay? Some of the posters on this site are pretty good about debate and are willing to look at all sides of an issue. Then there are those, well nuff said.

just goes to show the despair that comes with living in nebraska. you either get filthy stinkin' drunk or filthy stinkin' rich (buffet)

The Governer (or in California's case the Governator)has the authority to call in the National Guard.

somewhere around the industrial revolution

no, its because my dick is the size of a needle. There, you're right. Feel better now?

yup, a kono tv think on how accupuncture can lead to pregnancy.

If they truly had the mettle to be Marines, entering would not have been an issue.

What could be more obvious: Linky Thing

A lot of people are screaming for change, but when it comes down to it they may be more afraid of the impending change than they are of staying the course.

my precinct Hillary 17; Obama 24

While I was trying to find mine (only because my daughters ski lesson got cancelled....AGAIN!) I got a phone call from the Obama headquarters urging me to attend my caucus. They were able to tell me where mine is.

PP, WTF? Some rumor you starting? I'm assuming your talking Hideki and not Kaz Matsui? If Griffey has grown up since he bailed on Seattle I'd welcome him back. We have a decent set of outfielders, but we could sure use a good left handed bat.

well no shit! look how they are villified on the interwebs thing! if they can cut access no one can make fun of their squidly existence!

Q: What do male climbers use for birth control? A: Their personalities Q: What's the difference between climbing and golf? A: The sound effects: Golf - Whack! followed shortly by Shit! Climbing - Shit! followed shortly with Whack!!!

They come over here And they take all our land They chop off our heads And they boil them in oil Our children are leaving And we have no heads We drink and we sing And we drink and we die We have no heads We have no heads They come over here And they chop off our legs They cut off our hands And put nails in our eyes O'Grady is dead And O'Hanrahan's gone We drink and we die And continue to drink O'Hanrahan No O'Hanrahan They buried O'Neil Down in country Shillhame The poor children crying And fe dee din de Hin fle di dinfle Di din fle de din de In hey bibble bibble Hey bibble bibble Hey fle bibble de O'Hanrahan No O'Hanrahan We drink and we sing And we drink and we sing Hey! We drink and we drive And we puke and we drink Hey! We drink and we fight And we bleed and we cry Hey! We puke and we smoke And we drink and we die Hey!

No tie between Rush & McCain. Rush has long touted the theory that Billary runs the demorcatic party. Hopefully, the people of this nation and not a political party will determine the outcome of this election. Truth be know, at this point I'm pulling for McCain. Still too early to tell though.

and that has what to do with an individual apparently not liking what I said?

got a problem with free speech?

Fact? Fact that you and fat boy conservative pill popper douche bag blow hard are equally wrong?