no no no. Ok well yes. I did make fun of gym climbing, so sue me. It's true. I don't want to argue about it because, let's face it, the outdoors wins every time. Not to be an a-hole (please quote me, please, sprayers yes, do it), but it's true.
By the way, I made that up about the route he climbed. If he happens to be a gym climber I just got lucky. Full disclosure.