Hugh Conway

scram haole

How to be a donkey in 5 easy steps - it's the surf equivalent of a gym climbing guide down to recommending the single slot ATC equivalent - the SurfTech popout kookboard.

wish I could drop coil on USAir - tarmac'd

thought: Most gear, especially packs and clothing, gets replaced well before it wears out

post porkroast poop is purple

@alpinfox - crunch for the beer

perfectly coiled

stool firm. recommend softener?

@porter - no, they just hate freedom.

@porter - where in yurp?

comparing standing on seat vs. sitting. prefer sitting.

stool consistancy poor

going to take a shit

taking a shit

tvashtwitter: currently sodomizing feces

but you already love the big black cock

why hasn't pink been sent to a reeducation camp yet?

squeezing a loaf

A common misconception Pete_H. The Front Range of the Rockies serves as the bounce test for cranberries, err US residents. The weak and rotten berries aren't firm enough to bounce over the front range and pool in Boulder and Denver. The firmer, stronger berries bounce progressively further west with the best fruit ending up on the Coast

thats fucked up.

dude, those shirts totally get you laid. gotta have stripes and and a collar to pop

damn, I'm sorry man. didn't realize it was such a big deal.

passports make life easy. which is nice, because Canadian border guards are dumb cunts.

better than ipecac

Smith Variant Brim Ski Helmet. New, in box, in plastic, never worn. Black/red color, size Medium - $90 shipped.