Hugh Conway

NWHikers declares war Warning Click above for unending bullshit.

woah. I wish I could afford an Expedition to East Vail

thats it Choada Boy - I'm gonna cape you.

sounds like I should join nwhikers!

Curling season again?

I just want everybody to know I know this guy who did a FA on Yellow Jacket Tower. I've known him for a long time. Not that it's any big deal. Not that it matters, but I'm the most experienced person who posts on this site and the trips I do are the raddest. dude, you are just the person with the most posts. I'm the person who's been threatened with violence the most

how much time can you spend spraying?

nice big, thick, meaty paragraphs

That's what I tried to tell the judge! I hope you were in Utah (again). they can't, their mormon

emphasis mine. I think I might have to relinquish my coveted "consummate douchebag" title. I don't think I'm worthy of the crown in light of this recently minted gem. Alex Lowe peed on my rope once. Of course he didn't know it was mine. He said he would have dumped on it had he known. I usually keep this stuff pretty close to me because that's how I am. I've learned from the aforementioned person that being a good climber also includes keeping your ego in check. Anybody want to smell the rope? woah. guides pee?

He'll see a bright light the next time the police raid that farm in Enumclaw.

leave that night with mcjizzy out of this Porter!

Edlinger never understood memes until Hugh hotcarl'd him

Edlinger was sodomized by a Klean Kanteen bivying with a nwhiker

Thanks! I'm familiar with Intuitions from ski boots - never seen an Alveolite in the flesh that I remember and am replacing the stock non-Alveolite liners on my Invernos. Mostly concerned with warmth because of frost bite history on my feet. Wonder if the cheap intuition snowboard liners are still around?

I wore a cotton penis sheath, and only a cotton penis sheath. Very Red Hot Chili Peppers's of you... But its not hiking unless you wear gaitors...so you were clearly doing something else. Oh god! Heartless criticism of my carlessness and noobness

I wore a cotton penis sheath, and only a cotton penis sheath.

so you aren't free for dinner on Friday?

http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/870842/TR_Shangri_La#Post870842 reading about actual climbing/skiing is as interesting as a proctologists clinical notes

funny how they think Americans are the critters and varmen. livestock, more accurately mmmm veal

erm, they've done nothing to demonstrate having learned anything.\ dude, alpinfox, I've got your back if this gets ugly

bathing, haircut, driving an Audi

well, women with handcuffs are

The cow tongue not satisfying you anymore?

Gary proving his historical ignorance again.