Hugh Conway

Standard liner and standard (crappy) footbed

Will there be virtual beer and blowjobs at the summit? Because I'm picking the 2002 Penthouse Pets of the Month for my expedition team.

Some day you'll gain first hand experience of condoms

Black Butte XXI mmmmmmm

For ultralight I've gone and spent the extra money and bought one from Target. Walmarts great for general stuff, for premium, go Target

I'd buy it if there were a hardbody in a bikini on the cover.

Scarpa Invernos US11 - $100. Pics to follow

yes, but they don't want to pay for a good one

good for you porter, your metrosexuality is unwelcome in the hinterlands

Yes, they are different. They used to make brakes, Marmot had some last time I checked. Only for narrow (75mm) skis and it's a pita to bend them for much wider skis. I think you've got the descriptions fuddled - for the Speed brakes you have to take off the heelpiece to install some plastic wings and screw the brakes onto the baseplate. With the Comfort you just attach the brakes onto the baseplate the wings are molded into the heelpiece. The brakes for the Speed pretty much suck, unless you are spending alot of time inbounds not worth the effort

will they hotwax my chest?

backcountry.com is rebadging their crappy outlet into the department of goods (just as crappy but with random shit thrown in and the occasional free order) http://www.departmentofgoods.com/ enter your email and you'll get an invite.

throw up on Dru's back and we can call it the "Hot Porter"

another day, another dose of vinegar and herbs

that's where I've been keeping ma guns

Admit it. If you hadn't flogged the shit for years you'd sing a different tune.

well, yeah, you got to have enough cash to pay off the finance charges every month! and pay taxes to bail out the credit card company's only rich people pay taxes, so that's ok so they invest to expand their empires nice deal

well, yeah, you got to have enough cash to pay off the finance charges every month! and pay taxes to bail out the credit card company's

I read this story about this Portland gallery trying to sell this Chihuly piece for months and months. The gallery finally called him up telling him it wasn't selling. "How much are you selling it for?" "$3000" "Mark it at $30,000." It sold the next day. There are the Kenneth Lays' of the world who will buy shit just because it is expensive. Bogner's been making $$$ for decades off of that.

Funny, they still sell clothing http://www.nau.com

WTF are you talking about? Freedom from what or to do what exactly? Get sick and die in the gutter, drain your family's bankaccount, help pay million dollar salaries of the CEOs of insuranace companies, suffer trade imbalances because Toyota pays no health insurance for its employees, or do you just mean the freedom to pay a bloated insurance bureacracy? Great jigoism. No logic. The ususal. Fairweather means the Freedom to be a fucking retard.

Charcoal lighter fluid, its kind of rough going down but the flatulence is spectacular. careful, throwing it in the fire can really interrupt the writing career

+1 first taste of pussy

who's the lucky palm?

My lobotomy works for me