I thought only 3 people had been waterboarded by the CIA?
http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2007/11/exclusive-only-.html
"For all the debate over waterboarding, it has been used on only three al Qaeda figures, according to current and former U.S. intelligence officials"
So it's
"we don't torture"
"we waterboard, it's vital, but it's not torture"
"we destroy the evidence of what we don't do"
mmmm I smell bullshit