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The Australian aborigines used to split their penises to mimmick the naturally split penises of kangaroos, which can apparently fuck for a very long time. A multiple avatar poster splits his persona so that he/she may spray in several directions. I have no idea where I'm going with this.

now your talking about a meeting of all of Dru's avatar's I believe that falls under the heading of group, schizophrenic avatar sex.

Group, anonymous avatar sex. Welcome to the 21st century.

all of the above. I am an AND person. I think i can have sex and post Can you have sex AND post at the same time? Let us all know when that will be.

Jesus, are you having an affair with my wife? Those were her exact words....

What is this, snatch.com? First Minx and the Horse Whisperer, now this. Is it the holidays? Arrival of winter? Post traumatic stress disorder from the newbie attack? Just remember, sex = end of spraying. Just wanted to remind you what you'll be giving up.

That must have been the worst looking 7 year old's corpse on record.

Allow me to take a stab at this important question. If you were to pie chart the energy consumption of an average American, you'd find that the largest wedge is burned in pursuit of convenient and inexpensive shopping, the second largest in pursuit of greatest quantity for the money in food, and the third in the pursuit of sex, ie, sick rides, those sexy, form fitting knee length black sweaters, soul patches, and, in more desperate cases, camel toe pants. These three wedges comprise 97% of all energy spent by Americans, so the remaining wedges are negligible. In all three, the avatar falls short. It is not shopping, unless you consider the occasional paid porn download shopping. It does not pursue food because there it has all Doritos and Diet Pepsi it will ever need within a 3 foot radius. And finally, well, do I even need to address the pursuit of sex question? Anyone who's ever witnessed a Brazilian on a Friday night will agree that the amount of energy they expend in the pursuit of sex far outweighs the categories I've outlined above.

I'm sitting back, sipping Pendleton in a warm house with 1940s Christmas carols playing in the backround right now. Melekalikimaka ebbybody

When I have substance, I abuse it.

There's nothing more Mr. Phil's mom can teach him about sex.

My wife isn't home yet. I'll keep you posted. Then again, no I won't. 1000. I am so ashamed.

I'm not a climber, but I was wondering about something that happened to me at the trailhead. Someone, and I believe it was someone from Oregon, given the license plate of the only other vehicle there, left the head of a crawdad on my car ariel. Should I be concerned?

If the climbers had thought to bring clothing made of oranges (picture a one piece mesh garment with sewn batting and an orifice that is loaded with fruit from behind by your partner), they would have been visible to rescuers, waterproof, cushioned in the case of a fall, and had enough liquid and nutrients with them to survive either an extended stay or a slight cold.

And heavy loads. well versed in French technique

Walk away. Now. While you still can.

bone bone bone bone Kbone K Bone Kbone Kbone Bone K

Muffy might prefer a party of three with two tools.

That would be a poser posing as an avatar posting as an avatar posing as an actor. Fuck me.

Good thing I've never been lost or run out of water. Ahem..er...let's just move on, shall we?

Go Team Cannibis!

You got lost on the descent of Outer Space? Kevbone, you are the perfect omega.

Aaah. Isn't life wonderful? Particularly with my cock in Kevbone's gob.

Now we can finally get back to the serious business of threatening to ass fuck each other with armenian cucumbers. Oh, and nice creative touches with your 'edits', mods.

I've been to Linneville Gorge (sp?). Cool spot. Nice rhodies. Too bad the broadleafs had already dropped their canopies that time of year. Fucking good BBQ, too.