tvashtarkatena

I'm Ignorant of God.

There is NO SUCH THING as a Mugato, never mind a Mugato Locating Unit. Christ, IT WAS JUST A TV SHOW.

I'm Ignorant of God.

Hey, will all you tauntaun-fuckers go comment on my brilliantly worded Rescue Statistics thread in the Climbing forum so we can publically counter some of the climbing ban bullshit? I've threatened to buttfuck you, I've called you fisting cocksuckers, and this is the thanks I get?

This guy doesn't need a fork stuck in him, he needs a forklift run over him.

We've all been nonexistent a lot longer than we've been alive already, and it doesn't seem to have done us any harm.

Well, if that's the case, I'll pull my cock out of its throat.

Then you'd be one sad, ignored transexual.

It was in the 80s. Shit happens. Unfortunately, sometimes shitty shit happens.

Move to Mormon country and you can have 10 virgins right now.

you are going to be dead a lot longer than you are going to be alive.....better hope you are right So we should believe, just in case? Sounds kind of self serving.

Just a second...Bllaaahhhhhgghhhh!!!! Sorry about that. My comment was targeted mainly at an odiously sanctimonious, opportunistic voyeur. I had to use strong medicine on the prick. On a more general note, this is a climbing forum, not the 700 Club. That thread had long outlasted it's usefulness, for observers, for the family, for everyone. Most of us have quietly concluded that the climbers are not coming off that mountain alive. The families have a website where people can offer their prayers. Fine. Go and offer a prayer if that's your thing. But I'm not going to sit and be preached to on a climbing forum, especially by non-climbing idiots, and that's what that thread had become. It's seems to me that it's time to put the nitpicking chatter and false hopes, at least on this website, to bed and let the families get on with their grieving. I've been through this personally, having had a best friend and primary climbing partner killed (I was not with him at the time, however). I felt strongly that what was happening was no longer support, but an intrusion.

I'm writing a check to the Audobon Society to help increase the population of predatory alpine birds.

We know about the 'paper or plastic' thing, and sacks down here hold testicles, but I have some other cross cultural questions: When I need some real work done, I call a Mexican. When you need some real work done, do you call an American? If I emigrate to Canada, will I HAVE to marry a gay person? What, exactly, is behind Canada's obsession with beaver? Canadians buy food at Overwaitea, and sandwiches at Wimpies. If I emigrate, will I also develop a self-esteem problem? Canada seems free enough, yet all citizens are apparently required to sew little Canadian flags on their backpacks. What exactly does your constitution have to say on this issue? I'm nervous about moving to a country that only has a couple of old seiners and the 'Snowbirds' for national defence. I'm also nervous that you spell 'defense' with a 'c'. Will your healthcare system provide the proper medication I need to regain my sense of well being? Will I be able to start my own mega church in Canada, or is the market as glutted up there as it is down here? Thank you for your time.

A dubious honor, to be sure.

What are the chances that I can get the jumars you stole from me on Slesse back? Oh, and the fuel cup for my whisperlite?

Let's see, when was Kevbone a newbie...was that one, or was then even two weeks ago?

OMG, they've gotten to OW.

I still can't get the colostomy bag incident out of my head...

I almost never fall into that trap, but with that one sanctimonious fucker, I just couldn't resist. Plus, what do you expect from someone who's Ignorant of God?

Furthermore, if I set up a Z pulley, and a helicopter pilot sees it as an 'N', wouldn't that signal that we're 'Not' there? Just trying to get this all down.

A day of Mao's prey.

If your set up an equalized anchor with three pieces of pro, forming a double "Y", does this mean your double ropes will experience quantum entanglement?

It's moved from Texas? Are tectonics involved?

I want my memories back, OW. I'm serious about that.