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We'll call him JJ.

But your toaster wasn't in you house last night; the lying, cheating crumpet was with me.

Guns. It's going to be a long thread. Given that rodentia are the most successful mammalian order on the planet, I have to respectfully disagree. The 2nd amendment has no more chance of being repealed than the 1st. Hunting is far too popular, the NRA is far too well funded, organized and effective, and the Democrats are largely dropping the anti-gun issue, and wisely so, to face political reality and bolster their support for more pressing issues. As a tree hugger, we wouldn't want a repeal, particularly of hunting weapons. Hunters (and fisherman) give by far more money to environmental causes (for habitat protection) than those who do not participate in those sports. Besides, I loves me some elk steak. Probably the most effective way for government to reduce gun crime is to require federally licensed arms dealers to have a regular storefront and keep accurate, auditable records. The lionshare of guns used in crimes come from licensed dealers who sell out of their homes...to anybody. As for banning weapons that look like assault rifles, that seems prudent if the weapon and can be readily converted to a fully automatic, which is already illegal. Otherwise, it seems pointless.

He cracks himself up.

If the federal government took a two year vacation, that would also be an improvement.

True, but most retards wouldn't try to eat it. I'm still picking red plastic out of my molars.

Only Napoleonic field pieces. Your 88 is safe.

Will I be able to keep my Stinger missiles? They're not on the list.

Not necessary. The four foot rule didn't pass.

In the Andes, they use a "C" symbol, for 'como no'?

You would be too, if you were chained to a cement filled tire all day. Sorry, FW, just couldn't resist that opening.

An excellent advertisement for a mermaidwear outlet.

I've been through the PNAC stuff in more detail than I care to remember. I used to give public talks on the rise of the neocons. It's true that one of their main ideas is to prevent the rise of a rival, partly by controlling the oil supply. Oh well, so much for that strategy. We can still militarize space, though. That might be fun.

Anyone annoyed with those giant inflatables that seem to be everywhere? We had a giant inflatable gorilla on top of the local cell phone store, but they took it down just before I had a chance to shoot it. I'm not even going to go into the inflatable Santas.

They attack for no ryme or reason.

you are really intense! you attack for no ryme or reason. Zee Chermanz do hef a nack for it.

Can you guys cool it with the embedded quotes? I feel like I'm staring down a shit filled mine shaft.

Borat Osama?

Or keeping the kids in the house...

Ahh, more backpedaling. You were very specific about acerage, etc. Did you just make that up too? It is true that standard, corn fed beef production, ala McDonald's, requires a shitload of land, herbicides, pesticides, antibiotics, and produces a shitload of pollution, not the least of which is the 50 lbs of shit and piss each cow produces, which goes right into the water table (or your burger).

It zeems zat zee two Vs, or eez it V2s, are vaging Shitzkrieg again.

Fairvetha...zat eez a Chewish name, eez it not?

Trampolines, particularly with the right partner, have a million and one uses.

No, I'd say gradeschool is just about the right level.

Way to creatively employ the price mechanism.