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  1. That's one good looking guy, no doubt about it.
  2. TTK is about as intellectual as a tub of crap. Actually, a tub of crap would be pretty intellectual in a performance art kind of way. I love fan mail.
  3. i know you are but what am I? No troll here. I post exclusively under my real fake name.
  4. multi-troll.
  5. DeeeeOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. WOOOAAAHHHH
  7. Ah, the adventure of 100 dB road noise and truck fumes, mile after glacially slow mile, on your way to the summit of Mt. Tabor.
  8. The post modern perspective. Brought to you from Captain Right and Wrong.
  9. Wooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
  10. I might just rent a whole Sea Knight for a few hours all by myself for some mountain sight seeing. I don't like cramped seats (cue the 'cramped seat' jokes).
  11. Patreus will lie his ass off and paint a rosey picture of the Surge's success...with appropriate caveats so as not to strain credibility, of course. Bush is already talking about troop reductions, which, of course, MUST happen soon to give the GOP a prayer in 2008. Meanwhile, by every measure, Iraq has continued to deteriorate. I haven't checked this morning...does it still have a government? The strategy? Why, the old "Mission Accomplished", of course. Declare success, walk away, journalists leave, the public breaths a long sigh of relief because we've long since stopped giving a shit anyway. Outta sight, outta mind. Think Patreus is too much of a stand up guy? Well, so was Powell...we thought. After all, he works at the pleasure of the commander in chief...and an ambitious guy like that would certainly prefer to have 'success' written in the history books, accurately or not, rather than 'total fuck up'. Personally, I'm for immediate withdrawal. Always have been. But Our Man George has always been for Success at Any Price. Stay tuned for the ultimate cynical curtain call from our most incompetent and corrupt administration ever.
  12. Yeah, I feel so left out! Maybe I just need to insult him... Hey, you're the love-child of my mailman, Janet Jackson, AND Tvashtarkatena I wish...your mailman had been outta town that day.
  13. It's his first 'green' work.
  14. McCarthy's upcoming sequel is even darker....
  15. This discussion has attained Total Ah! Woah-ness....
  16. Total Woah-ness….
  17. tvashtarkatena

    Moab

    This is my Hummer. Although there are many others like it, this one is unique because it is mine. Without my Hummer, I am nothing....
  18. Sausage McMuffin with egg, no cheese, please.
  19. He ain't so big He jus tall, thas all
  20. sock
  21. I'm looking for #2 knifeblades, if you've got any.
  22. What's kind of weird is that we pay policemen to hang around men's rooms to solicit blowjobs. Aren't there, er, more important crimes out there to prevent?
  23. Couldna had anything to do with you, right?
  24. tvashtarkatena

    UFC =

    I thought you were some sort of world traveller! Haven't you ever been to the Middle East? Yeah, those Middle Eastern bitches. Real bowsers....
  25. tvashtarkatena

    UFC =

    "Sure, hon. I'll heat up your fuckin' dinner for ya..."
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