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Hey Faggot, I'm an average white middle aged male and I suspect I might be gay. I'm married, but I do occasionally have sex with men. But I don't love them or anything, and I don't want to live the gay lifestyle, which I think is immoral. I want to be politically involved, but now I'm confused. Should I support the Democrats, who are 10% openly gay, or the Gay Old Party, whose male members (at the very least) appear to be 100% closeted gay? Which party well give me better representation? Or head, for that matter? Finally, would joining the GOP mean I'd have to purchase a hairpiece? Thanks, Confused Queer

Civil Libertarians come from all over the political spectrum. Apparently, you never got the memo. As for hate crime legislation...that's so '90s.

Recycled. Reused. Unfortunately for the rest of us, not Reduced.

Fortunately for you, you're in a more common situation than you might imagine. Others who have been through this before have laid the groundwork on how to proceed for you. First question: is Mom rich? If the answer is no, simply move away and fail to leave a forwarding address. Problem solved. If the answer is yes, however, then the next step is to kill her, of course. She's miserable, and she's making everyone else miserable. Couldn't YOU find a better use for her money than expensive motion detection systems? Sure you could. People with active minds, such as your mom, typically take a lot of medication. At any given moment they're usually somewhere out beyond the Kuiper Belt, in a highly elliptical orbit fueled by oxycontin, diet Pepsi, and VO. This tendency, which may have been an inconvenience during family get togethers in the past, is now an opportunity. Simply blend a few extra valiums into her mid-morning Manhattan, ease her into the pool (she does have a pool, doesn't she?) and let gravity do the rest. Very common accident, and kind of classy, in a Natalie Wood kind of way. The best part is, it's nearly impossible to get caught. Practically no one kills Mom. Both parents, with a shotgun, as teenagers, sure, but just Mom? No way. And besides, the cops will probably appreciate not hearing from her anymore, so they'll make their investigation of her demise extra snappy. Even better...WHAT A SCREENPLAY! So good luck. Be sure the let us all know how it goes.

Who snuck a video camera into my family's Thanksgiving?

Gladly would this cross I'd bear

I feel better already.

So'z my wallet. I just ordered an Ivanko Super Gripper from these guys for $31.50 incl. shipping: Weightlifter's Wharehouse Best price I could find.

The only thing I've been stalked by is a porcupine. I now carry fewer hallucinogens.

Does anyone know where I can get a 400 septillion watt amp?

I am getting huge just reading this.

Wait a minute. INNOCENT GARBAGE CANS WERE HURT????!!!

Take a pill, Jay. It wasn't exactly the Watts riots. Where in my post did you see me justifying mob action or taking the law into one's own hands? Yes, Matt. I'm sure that if a group of neo-Nazi's had used the same methods to to prevent relief shipments from departing to Africa, I'm sure you'd be impartially applauding their zesty civic action. Spare me. Another bizarroid flutters to earth from the mythical planet Hypothetica. What if only neo-nazi CHILDREN were preventing relief shipments to Africa? EVEN STICKIER SITUATION, huh?

Yeah, but I'm still prettier than you. Here's a link that's perhaps a bit more scientific than your random choice. It's a summary of what was learned from 35 studies on weight/strength training: Mayo Cliinic Sports Medicine This also mimicks what two trainers (friends) relayed to me independently. I based the weight training program I started three months ago on these and concurring recommendations. Since then I've doubled strength in all exercises while steadily losing body weight. That's just been my experience, of course. What's been yours? You claim that high reps produce the greatest increase in muscle size and low reps do not. If that were true, marathoners would have gigantic legs and body builders, who train with high weight/low reps, would look like sticks. One need not run to the web to figure that one out.

Dad?

Whatever makes you feel better about your spray quality opinions, dude.

Du'ud Al-wannabagha'dai

Deeyaoughwuhdhuh.

Cheap date....

and this is why i think you are so adorable and wonderful and brilliant. dealing with the pompous passive aggressive corporate bullshit makes me so mad i feel like jumping out of me skin and running around screaming like a banshee. Roight! 'a' maikes me joomp ou'a me skin likes 'z'well, dahlin'! Hey Mikey; is a 'cheers' appropriate when sum admirin' burd is givin' yiz the gamm?

The terrain around and above Larch Lake looks fantastic. Access by going over the pass N of LC (not Deadhorse Pass, which sucks ass on both sides).

The skiing on it's eastern slopes above Larch Lake would be amazing. The west side terrain isn't nearly as good, however.

Say wut? If you're doing 8 to 12 reps and getting a pump until muscle failure, this a precisely the formula for increasing strength to (muscle) weight as quickly as possible. You may be referring to increasing muscle endurance, which requires the addition of a different regimens of longer duration, lower intensity exercise.

Don't even ask me if my subwoofer goes to 11...

Thanks for the autostitch link. I tried it, and this was the result (apologies for the large format; the top one is autostitched (with one manual crop), the bottom manually stitched). Unfortunately, the autostitch program (at least with the demo version that's available for free download) destroys the resolution. If there's a way to prevent this, it would be pretty useful, and it is fully automated. Just load in your photos a press 'go'.