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KB, get yourself a bottle of HughCon Jack and chill Way out.

If the kid got bit, would it be covered by COBRA?

What's all the hughbris about?

Balancing the rights of a mother's need to be entertained by an agitated cobra with those of her child.

The Christians say that God sent fossils to test us. The Atheists say that God sent Christians for the same purpose.

Snakes on a Baby.

If God made the Earth in only 7 days 4000 years ago, how come it took him 2000 more years to make the rest of this shit up?

Ya but he heard it on the radio!!! We are planning it a year in advance! You gotta love it when WMD rah rahs suddenly discover that there's more than one kind of clock in the coo coo universe.

If the administration changed the policy concerning gays in the military, they could staff the bombers will all gay crews. That would be cool.

Only the High Road can break the Axle of Evil.

Every Baby is a Blessing particularly if you're an underfed snake.

Abortion sucks.

If your place in Heaven is assured, why the wait?

I'd sniff your butt if you ever got off it.

Apparently, they don't. Built by Quorum, of course. The quality you've come to expect from a spec home builder.

$3.99 at True Value.

I'd like to be born again, but I'm afraid I'd get stuck.

Bear hug a tree.

Life begins at contraception.

Sitting a defendant next to a forest yellow jacket nest and seeing if he gets stung or not is the best way to determine guilt or innocence.

Did you know that, during the Nuremburg trials, a lot of the defendants claimed that they were only following orders?

No. i don't trust that fat fuck, he's just another rush limbaugh as far as i'm concerned. i think he has his own issue like over eating for example. i wouldn't give his heart attack waiting to happen ass health care. don't you have to care about your own health first. it's a two way fucking street, and we are all getting fucked in the ass. Would you have given Winston Churchill leadership of the British war effort in WWII? He was pretty out of shape, too.

Relatively speaking.

I earn my place in Heaven every time I do an approach. Which frees me up for my crusade to try to get as many Christians as possible to stop worshipping false idols. For some people, taking their rightful place in Heaven is the only way they ever STFU.

When your place in Hebbin is assured, it frees up a lot of time for you to help others live better.