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Everything posted by tvashtarkatena
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I'm going to wind up in a hole in the ground. I just know it.
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The difference between bears and trees? You only hug a bear once.
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I think he avoids the Cable Line Trail/Lycra crowd, so it's unlikely you'll ever run into him. No climbing requires no training. I run the West Tiger Trail, BTW; it's in much better shape.
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Shake that thing in front of me again and I'll bite it.
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Shut yer whine spouts and just be glad its not raining sulphuric acid, like it is on Venus.
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Back when I was at Cal it was the Stanford Trees. Might have been unofficial, though. Go Bears.
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Jeez-us, go get some sleep, why doncha? I was talking to my little boy bitch groupie. He's been pouting from lack of titty slapping.
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I quit all that shit, too. Sleep disruption is perfectly normal, but, as Arch says, it should pass. Lay off the caffeine (duh). Stock up on pasta for dinner. High protein for breakfast and lunch, high carb for din din. Also, make sure you get your aerobic workouts in, including some that get you near your max heart rate. No cheating, fucker. Mainline on those endorphines. And speaking of such, masturbate as much as possible (once your last round of friction scabs have healed, of course). As you loose weight due to a lack of munchies and beer bongs and 20 to 30 sessions of violently choking your chicken per day, you bitch tits might even perk up a bit.
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My darling, I know that, because, as we all know by now, I know everything. BUTT, many normal folks can at least greatly improve sleep by following this simple formula. Until one adopts a healthier lifestyle, it's hard to determine whether the problem is deeper than that. I slept like a baby last night. But I had a dream that I was piloting a light plane that clipped the envelope of a hot air balloon. I just quietly changed banked and pretended nothing had happened. Those poor bastards.
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FW's interpretation of the Equal Protection Clause: "I only got half the jail time cuz I only murdered a kid." Now get back to sugar pushin, you little outta shape bitch.
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Quit rec. drugs, especially booze, improve diet (high carb/low protein dinners especially), aerobic exercise, don't watch TV in bed, repeat.
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Motherfuckin mojos n shit intoleratin da bitchez n teddies n bitchez in teddies n shit. Motherfuckin Belgians n shit overtoleratin this shit fum theze Smartcar burnin camelfuckin motherfuckers. Motherfuckin crackers puttin fuckin EuroWhitey down fo not keepin da mojoz down n shit. Fuck dat shit.
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Yes. It's red. It has almost no atmosphere. The place is dead. The beer is one third normal gravity. The Europeans can't seem to figure out how to go there without fucking it up. There's practically no water but a helluva lot of canyons. It has two poles, but that's about it for dancing. And finally, no matter how long you rove around, you'll never find a decent cup of coffee.
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Mickey Big Mouth: the only beer ever designed to pour past your tastebuds.
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Winter Trail Runners: Microspikes
tvashtarkatena replied to tvashtarkatena's topic in On-Line/Mail-Order Gear Shops
I didn't get a chance to try the Microspikes, yet. I did use my MSR Lightning snowshoes for the first time, however. Love 'em. -
I've seen aerial fire fighting operations within the Glacier Peak, Pasayten, and Alpine Lakes Wilderness Areas.
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"I had an abortion but I was only following orders."
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And there are those who served AND protested...and who worked hard so they don't have to work...and those who envy them.
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Maybe he's taken up climbing.
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Just fuckin witcha
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Just back from 11worth. It's coming down hard everywhere but Seattle. Snoqualmie has more snow on the road than I've ever seen. Bluet less so, but still substantial. We stomped around 8 mile trail for a while. There is no ice yet.
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Sobo, sounds like you know a lot about French society. You must have lived there some years, particularly recently. You've probably also lived in one or more French colonies, you know, those countries that used to be part of France from whence all those foreigners the French have been 'letting in' come from. Perhaps you can explain the dynamics of the most recent Parisian riots for us. Tell us more. We need first hand experience on these vital matters. Certainly, from your voluminous replies, you're not just another ignorant American consuming sound bites from API and then regurgitating generalities about 'European' tolerance (after all, it is one big homogeneous country now, right?) and European Muslim 'ingratitude'. Someone with your depth of on the ground experience certainly wouldn't be caught dead oversimplifying from 7,000 miles away in such a manner. I'm sure you are also fluent in French and Arabic, and so read all the French dailies from all sides of the issue. What are they saying over there now?
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Ironically, Mojo was a reformer for wymynz rights in his day. Prior to him, women were treated as cattle. He married a rich female merchant who was a fair bit older than himself and she apparently had quite a bit of influence on him. He instituted a fair number of rights for women where there once was none. He didn't take additional wives until after his first wife's death. The scrap with the Jews started with him, however. He allied with the local Jewish community to wage a war of regional consolidation, but the Jews reniged, then he tried to force them. Well, we all know how that one turned out.
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Then there are those who neither protested nor served.