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Must Find The Answer. Heh heh.

I'm too cheap to buy a set of rabbit ears, so it'll have to do.

no you don't HAVE to do anything for me. but you keep following me around and asking if you MAY do anything for me. apparently you don't understand what the word NO and a swift kick to your balls means. but whatever. some people are just slow but funny at times, no? Come on Minx, you can admit that you're just the tiniest bit sweet on our Pinky, can't you? Just a teensie, weensie li'l bit?

be in this world, but not of this world. Believe ON the Lord. Never did figure that one out.

this question i cannot answer for you, but i have given you the path for discovering the answer for yourself, my little one. remember: it rhymes with fzzzzzzzzzzzz. Staring at television static? I've tried it.

It is the sound of one hand paddling

Your identity would be a perceived lack of identity, then. Even if you had such a non-identity, others would create one for you. This leads to the question: if your five senses were disconnected, would your consciousness eventually cease?

I'm getting the munchies. Last night I had a dream that I was a teenager who invented a time machine so I could go back in time and prevent myself from denting my dad's car. Unfortunately, the machine worked too well and shunted the entire future to the present, so that all of the future world's population and wars came streaming back to the present and destroyed the planet. Should I be concerned? BAAHHHYEEEE.

You've both got work to do and kids to feed, and the best you can do is fuck around on this site?

The South Africans say "just now", as in, "I'm getting it just now", which is a polite way of saying "I'll get it when I damn well feel like it."

Ditto

Does this mean that retired people must lose their identity, or do they replace their professional identity with something else? Assuming one lives long enough, one must eventually figure this out.

Do you feel a 'lack of identity' because you don't have kids? I don't.

That might spruce up my technique. Study up on prostate checks and save me a copay, will ya? Make sure you aim for Pink's mouth...I hate false starts.

I ain't tellin' you sheeit, Brunhilde. Personally, I'm in favor of sustainability and therefore population reduction.

Maybe if I lowered the flaps a bit more.... you and the spruce goose. You know, I've been thinking about only climbing over water from now on.

I do hate cleaning bathrooms...and she looks like she could clean several at once.

not mens urine At least she's cleaning the seat for them.

Wasn't that piloted by a Limousine Liberal with No Kids, too?

Wonder what her Awareness Bracelet is in support of?

Maybe if I lowered the flaps a bit more....

You tender lips are too rare a flower for a cretin such as myself, Beautiful One.

Yeah, we certainly wouldn't want anyone to get involved in the democratic process, right Dawg? After all, they might lose an election and then be subjected to your pithy, withering parody.

I can fly fine. I just land hard.

I got a tattoo of your face on my ass because I liked your face on my ass so much.