tvashtarkatena

2 hours of riding yesterday, followed by some scotch. And I don't have bitch titties like you. Either you overeat, or it's bad genetics. Bummer dude. As for TRs... hmm didn't you cry to a moderator about people commenting on your TRs in Spray? Then again, the idea of "practice what you preach" has never held much sway with you. And, no, not all of us feel compelled to post a TR for everything we do. Man you love yourself... but I guess someone has to. Poor Trashie, you have to derive your self-worth by standards for others to view you by, and by making comparisons. Really pathetic. Gee, if I lead at a level above you will you suddenly feel so crushed? From Tiger Mountain speed record bragging, to your Ice Climbing excursions and impressive "5.8"+ leads, the pattern is repeated. BTW, you might try working on your rope-management. Leaving a strand dangling 100 feet downslope is not really great form. I'm certain you can fit that practice in between your racquetball and martini. That's quite a long response full of interesting assumptions. You and FW have created a whole imaginary Tvash World, haven't you? I'm very flattered. I'm sorry to say that there is no KKK/FW World to reciprocate with. Plus, you've been pretty generous with advice lately. It can happen when you care too much. Not that advice from a pasty cube monkey who, despite his oft touted academic credentials (embarrassing, even for an unsympathetic observer), is continually flummoxed by our little game of online checkers here (Hugh? Is that you?), is not valid. After all, even advice from mediocrity is useful in its own special way. But, hey, by all means stick around. After all, you might eventually get one of my jokes.

Gee, hasn't seemed to help much. Try posting on cc.com less, obsessing about your gear less, and get your ass outside. Great advice. Loved your TRs from this year, BTW. Awesome. As for today: 40 minutes of weights, an hour of raquetball, and 45 minutes of incline treadmill already. How about you? Oh, yeah, you "bike to work". Maybe you could send me some training tips. I need to break through that 5.8 ceiling.... Someday I might climb like you. I'm hoping that, if strokes are in my future, they'll be delayed as long as possible, however.

Better buy some fancy heart monitors and stuff. That'll help you going forward. editing your posts doesn't burn too many calories. I recommend you go for a bike ride instead. you'd be surprised how quickly your boobies will shrink. I don't know. I'm training for climbing, not booby shrinkage. Cycling hasn't helped you much in either area, so I'll stick with my plan. Thanks for the suggestion, though. Say, you haven't been rear ended since you hung your ballz from the rear bumper, have you? If so, don't even bother shelling out the copay for surgery...just join a choir.

Yeah, heart rate monitors are definitely useful for efficiently training to increase long duration VO2 max and improving lactic acid tolerance. You're right on the money, there.

I'm past the plateau now, and well into January's regimen. Thanks for asking. Hope they're able to re-attach your balls, even if you don't make much use of them. You might ask the surgeons to pick the road grit out of them first, though.

Classic CC armchair schoolmarmism at its best. One thing we might all agree on however: that cellphone happy girlfriend has been very, very bad. She needs a good, sound spanking.

You might also inform mamacita that your nutz are no longer attached, but, like the rest of us, she's probably figured that out already.

"Beetches? We don' need no steenkin' beetches!"

It's like evolution: no (rhetorical) niche remains unexploited, particularly those that have been used in the past. Race and gender are still huge emotional issues in this country. Manipulating or hiding behind them is not the way forward, but campaigns are want to use emotional ideas that have worked in the past. Clinton is the biggest potential loser here. Even if she gets the nomination, McCain (who I believe will get the GOP slot unless the party's even dumber than I thought) need only sit back and watch the destruction, then exploit an already damaged candidate. He's got the strong military (and therefore racially egalitarian) background to do so.

If you're surprised, then you've got a few things to learn about racial politics. Obama's always been on the ropes with many blacks because he's embraced the white world. As they say in the lingo, he's a "bargainer" (he believes that if you're white, you're innocent until proven guilty), not a "challenger" (whites are guilty until proven innocent). Sharpton and Jackson, for example, are "challengers". Tell ya what; I'll give Erica a call and see what she thinks.

Oh, them? I hosed them off the parking strip a while ago.

Love this guy: Brooks in the NYT

Thanks to those of you who contributed useful recommendations.

Perhaps we should move this to the "heavily invested" thread. P.S. You've been trolled, you dumb motherfuckers! I mean really, Erica Jong? Oh Jesus, that was sweet.

Yeah, I need to chest band, then. I want the thing to record how many minutes per workout I spend at or above a target heart rate. That includes swimming laps, so having to press buttons wouldn't be too convenient.

Her "pink men" was a reference to posers who get others to do their dirty work for them, not white guys to actually put it on the line themselves. It's only natural that a few posers here have taken exception to her observations, in addition to missing her point entirely.

No worries. They're not people. The wrist only HRMs are spot checks only, requiring a button press, no? Or are there models that continuously record (a feature I want) without the chest strap?

Looking for a new wireless heart rate monitor. The only fancy feature I want is recorded duration of exercise at target heart rate, plus the standard target heart rate alarms. Otherwise, something cheap, reliable, water resistant, and a battery which is user changeable. Good ones? Ones to avoid?

Just curious. It took about 10 seconds to come up with. Nothing brings more scorn on this forum than a successful, opinionated woman, eh boyz?

Looking for a new wireless heart rate monitor. The only fancy feature I want is recorded duration of exercise at target heart rate, plus the standard target heart rate alarms. Otherwise, something cheap, reliable, water resistant, and a battery which is user changeable. Good ones? Ones to avoid?

I don't think one that fits a pudgy midget would do, but thanks for your recommendation.

Nope. She's happily married.

Looking for a new wireless heart rate monitor. The only fancy feature I want is recorded duration of exercise at target heart rate, plus the standard target heart rate alarms. Otherwise, something cheap, reliable, water resistant, and a battery which is user changeable. Good ones? Ones to avoid?

How about a sixer of good beer?

Larry Craig: Half man, half cougar?