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I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

That's cuz you scandeehoovians don't pump out enough li'l vikings. Ballard is a city center: it used to be it's own separate town back in the day.

I'm getting a tattoo now. I'm getting ink done. I wanted a '13', but I got a '31'.

You really don't have an 'irony' center in your brain, do you? Heh heh.

I wasn't aware that denigrating ice climbing won many non-poser adherents on a climbing website.

I've booked a room...in Coulee City.

You need your job and kids to have an identity? Bummer, dude.

Ted Nugent's Right Wing!!!???

Tattoos are about how much one cares about what people think of your appearance now, not in the future.

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When it comes to putting your money where your mouths are, you two just seem to fade into the woodwork. You'll always be my two little bitches.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Heh heh.

Sounds good. PM me and we'll have lunch.

Guess that was false bravado made from behind the safety of a mouse. That's our KKK!

Hey KKK, when were you planning on shitting down my neck? I just wanted to put it on my appointment calendar.

Anyone wanna pet Fairweather's monkey?

Nobody's interested in changing the topic to misogyny, pardner. You already tried selling that one here and, well, you're probably still cleaning the shit out from behind your ears. You'll just have to log onto Ascensionist for women bashing. I realize that you're still pissed from having your stalking incident exposed, but, hey, after all, it was your own bad behavior there, bud. Better to own it than to blame the victims. You're nothing if not classy.

Like a damn channel changer. Amazing. Perhaps you just don't understand alien worlds very well.

What specific kind of trouble did they have and how big were these people? MSR doesn't have a max weight rating for the Lightning.

Were you fistulated?

Why, I believe I've already have pissed all over you. And if you really want a chance to unscrew something other than ice screws, given that you're not familiar with them, feel free to PM me. I'd be happy to arrange an outing together so that you can show me your stunning physique.

Woops! The time! Gotta hit the gym....

But real art is when I paint a hammer and sickle on the top of your stump like head in fresh urine.

After all, that's how we all get better at our art, isn't it?

I'm really looking forward to seeing your toned physique in action on the ice this weekend. Wear something form fitting for photos. It's great to get training tips from people who really know what they're doing.