tvashtarkatena

Helps me work through my childhood issues.

Bad Company just came on the iTunes. Fucking love that retro shit.

You know, I WAS picked on when I was in grade school. FW finally nailed it. Don't laugh, I'm still trying to work through it. The only way I can prop myself up is to lash out at others. Please, don't take advantage of my opening up to all of you. I may retreat deep into myself and never again emerge.

Sounds like you were picked on in grade school. Explains a little bit. Poor Tvashy. There's that mystery algorith at work again. Words go in. Nonsense comes out.

Well, after 30+ years of pent up homosexuality...I reckon they can't keep their paws off of each other. This is probably the first time either one of them has experienced true, uncut love. You saw the look in their eyes on The Tooth, well, not FW, he screws up his face too much, but KKK. The joy of new discovery.

Here ya go:

I don't mind, actually. Nobody fucks with a walrus. As long as Rudy's happy, or at least his feet are happy.

Rudy thinks I'm a walrus, but, then again, he thinks he's a person.

I dedicate all my KKK and FW insults to the late George Carlin, who spent his life exposing our uniquely American brand of bullshit.

You'll never be President if you keep posting non-existent videos, no matter how many blowjobs you've given on portaledges.

I know. Did you know that the voice of Tickle-Me-Elmo is a 6'2" black guy? That's what's inside KKK. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Tickle-Me-Homo

It's true. I checked it on Fistcheck.org.

FW's got divorce on his mind. KKK's can't stop thinking about rubbing dicks. Those two are definitely doing some trout fishin' together.

The giant spacecraft inside that lenticular didn't pick your ass up? What, you forgot the code or something?

Hudson's for flightseers.

See what I mean? KKK, he's more like a Tickle-Me-Elmo. Press the right spot, get the response. Press the right spot, get the response...

Now FW, he's more like a dog that chases its own tail. You know there must be an algorithm in there somewhere, but don't expect it to make any sense.

Don't get me wrong, it's good that you're more complicated than it appeared. I mean, you couldn't have been any less complicated.

Did I say anything about rubbing dicks? Jebus, just accept what you really are. Airfare to California should dip in the fall.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

OMFG, you are.

Are you two enjoying a steam bath together?

Dude, this is, like, older than the Fulu Spruce.

According to Factcheck.org, that's wrong.