tvashtarkatena

Hey, if you want rock trivia, you'll have to talk to Hugh. Yeah, Duane Allman. He's the dead one. Is there a better song out there than Ramblin' Man? I think not.

Why? Half of these people dont even climb...... It's true. My left side dangles uselessly during ascents. That may explain the extreme suckage of my rock climbing ability.

I don't own a microphone stand.

and a sense of humor for the weird shit the universe constantly rains down upon you

I just wish Gregg Allman hadn't died. Fucking Kentucky fried asshole.

The problem I've got right now is that I've got short hair and, when I wear my Tifosis, I look a lot like Bono. Sans dipshit soul patch, of course. I've got the same blunt Irish facial features that basically looks like a retarded four year old molded it out of playdough using only his ass cheeks.

In fact, it occurs to me that GGK's song should be "My love for you is like a truck, BEZERKER!"

It's true, I enjoy a broad variety of personalities, particularly if they're owned by broads, those broads are scantilly clad, and they prefer a guy with personality rather than looks. Even KKK's personality type, which I'd categorize as being somewhere between "fuzzed out, dew dropped doggy turd" and "igneous rock" provides some modicum of entertainment value. Life is really about appreciation.

It's a matter of personal style, really. I carry a shiv, GGK drives an ore truck.

Don't get me wrong, I like GGK, but he minces his words too much. If he'd just stop trying to be so PC and come out with it, I think he'd get his points across more effectively. It's really all about communication.

Every time I hear that whiny cunt I picture myself gleefully smashing his fucking mouth into a frothy liquid with the base of his own microphone stand as a screaming, tearful crowd of 14 year old girls surge forward from the crowd in an unsuccessful attempt to pull me off, even as they try to TM Concert Security, who has left the building cuz they hate that fuck even more than I do. Hot anger. So satisfying.

I'm just trying to help GGK get over his shyness issues.

On fire.

Wearing nothing but a vivisectioned rabbit.

Suddenly joined by the bassist from the Smashing Pumpkins.

You need to stop speaking with your daughter for a while. She's controlling your mind.

I read the NYT every day, just not the teen section.

Are you substantial enough for a real woman to even use you for a bathroom trashcan liner, or would that be too much to ask?

Well, I need to start following bands like our little teenage princess Hugh Conway. Hey, do you have any skin care tips?

And underfed.

Coked up.

Waist deep in mud.

I never claimed to hip. That's your department, sexy. Ben Folds Five - hate them too, but that's not it. RADIOHEAD. OMFG I hate that fuckstick. I thought akakahead just posted that he was a gyrine in another thread? He's a hillbilly? WTF?

Well, make your jarhead useful and think of that fucking pussy's name that escapes me. Has a problem with depression.

The wives could get together and be filmed as well.