tvashtarkatena
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And Barbara Bush. That guy wore a dress, like, all the time.
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Not to mention Janet Reno.
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J. Edgar Hoover would also have to be cloned.
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We'd have to hire Rumsfeld back. That guy was queerer than a three dollar bill.
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The president and British prime minister can finally blow each other in public.
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"Ask not what your country can do for you. Just let your country do you."
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"Hope. Change. I ain't got none, so I hope you're gonna pay for that blowjob with hunskies."
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"We've got to take our country's backside"
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"I'll never lie to you... ...I'm going to cum all over your face."
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"A shaft to the twenty first century"
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"Strength. Integrity. And an uncut cock that makes Seabisquit look like a fucking rocking horse."
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I wonder who the fist lady would be?
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"It will be necessary to drill everything possible".
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Frequent visits to the House of Sod will be needed.
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Policy agenda item one would be to keep our supply of massage oil flowing.
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Perhaps Sir Elton John will write a special song for the Inaugural Gala.
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I got fifty cents off my purchase of a used book today because I was willing to recite just one of the seven words. I was only one of three customers all day willing to do so. Bullshit nation.
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We'd have to invade the Netherlands to safeguard our supply of ecstacy.
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This could only mean even tighter relationships between top Evangelical ministers and the President.
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How would such a president refer to his schlong? The President's Johnson? Secretary of the Interior?
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I suppose it wouldn't be too much to ask to have a salon and spa in Hairforce One.
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"He got a lotta pretty, pretty boyz that he call Secret Service Agents..."
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"I did not have sex with that woman" would take on a new veracity.
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Which quote do you find more presidential? A) "It depends on what the definition of is is." B) "You're not gonna shit right for a month."
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I'd quit you, but I don't want to look like a flip flopper.
