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What Minx said. Dumbass.

A nice looking guy in Volunteer Park said that very same thing to me one Friday night. sorry about that. I was just trying to bury the hatchet. Another guy said that to me a few minutes later when he bumped into me in the men's room.

A nice looking guy in Volunteer Park said that very same thing to me one Friday night.

I've gotta a person of indeterminate gender living across the street. She's currently role playing as a woman, and Jebus, is it full of itself. The kind of person that takes a deep breath before saying to a newly met neighbor "Yeah, well, I've been doing WAY too much white water kayaking, lately". Funny, that's not exactly what I was wondering about.... I crossed swords, er, sword, at the Dem caucus with it. I was giving the one minute Obama sales pitch, and it was the uber pissed off feminazi Hilary freak who kept heckling me. I finally had to tell her, in a PC way of course, to shut her fucking pie hole until I was finished. It STFU right quick, but it hasn't acknowledged my presence since. I'm cryin' over here.

Everyone I climb with dislikes me. I pay them.

I live in Seattle. I don't need to go to a website when I need a heshe.

I wish the government would send me those plastic containers so I could rig 'em up for some shade.

"Space: where no one can here that story about El Cap again"

Who the hell ever gave you THAT idea? I'm WAY hairier than that butterball, bucko.

For her sake, I hope she doesn't live anywhere near the Makahs.

What is it with you showing your tits? And where the hell did you get that freakin Hickle Heimersteimer ruksak?

One can only hope she's on the ground floor.

"Space: Where no one can hear your wife scream."

Bill, just say NO to posting photos like that. Please. Used to be that the fat kid got teased, so any other kids thinking about putting diving into a box of Ho Ho's every meal thought twice about the consequences, and the incentive to be active was significant. Now a third of every classroom waddles to their desks, with a 24 oz Rockstar in one fleshy mit and a Frappicchino in the other, full of unearned self esteem, and bullying is no longer allowed. It doesn't help that fast food rules the school lunch scene, portions are now rhino sized, and a lot of parents can identify what their chuffy little porkers are eating only by the picture on the box. Thank God for XXXL gangsta wear; the perfect fashion accessory for this newest generation of homo-horizontalis.

I want my free Mr. Coffee, Goddamnit!

Helm's widow? She's probably just as much of an asshole as he was. After all, she married the motherfucker.

Whatever you do, don't overfill the reservoir marked 'electrolytes'.

Why would you need a layover on the moon? You can go there anytime you like. Did you mean a layover on Mars because of the 2 year launch cycle?

Um, the ratios of various electrolytes in these pills match that of the human blood. Dumbass.

No, we talk plenty of shit about the living, too, in case you haven't noticed. Death just brings the prick's name into the headlines, which brings it to spray. Shit flows down hill. You're a soldier; surely you know that. If Cheney hasn't yet knocked on our doors to kick our ass, I don't think Helms was much of the threat.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Athletes haven't used salt pills for decades. We're talking about electrolyte pills; balanced for human pH. Update your knowledge, soldier.

Fuck that line. Ass clowns like Helms are the world's cheapest commodity. Respect is earned, pal. Being dead doesn't change that one bit. Helm's death should be celebrated; the asshole can finally do no more harm.

It's a major major major major work.

Probably happens in the Army a lot, however.