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    Blue Angels

    Fuck off. Better yet, go watch the sky on a bombing range somewhere. Ponder the blue sky. Think about how for some sad fuck that's the last thing he's going to see - thanks to jets like that. Life's a bitch. Fuckhead. Bob. Somebody around here hasn't gotten laid in a while.
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    Blue Angels

    I took my nephew to see the B.A.s today. I wanted him to watch the wishful splendor of a fading empire's death throes. The aerobat immediately following the Angels damn near upstaged them. That crazy fucker did the wildest flying I've ever witnessed.
  3. Imagine: the writhing, twitching lower half of your body connected only by a stretching spinal cord.
  4. Here ya go, Prole. The abdomen and thorax were attached only by the spinal cord at first, but the creature's desperate gyrations eventually snapped it.
  5. This is a bullshit thing to say Pat, on a lilly white middle class puke board like this Ah sho loves me sum Seattlites.
  6. Oh, and suck this:
  7. I'll forgive you... ...but you've got to suck it, first.
  8. Yet one more reason to go ahead and suck it.
  9. Sounds like you both need to suck it, my niggahs.
  10. I lived not far from the pig farm with all the dead whores on it. pretty crazy stuff. When it comes to dating, geography is everything.
  11. It kinda sounds to me like you whiny cunts all just need to suck it.
  12. Does anyone know where I can get some chiseled muscles?
  13. Join the insurgency and you're in. You just described it.
  14. Well, I'm takin my innie outie for another five days, so sukkit.
  15. Unfortunately, the deep screshies of the upper gulley gave way to thin stuff over boiler plate. We had to 'four point' the rest of it; face in on hands and toes for those sudden drops. Coulda used a pair of work gloves.
  16. Suk it.
  17. We talked about scootin' over there, but somehow the inability to see it from the HM summit dampened our interest. We could barely see each other. As for the E face, of course we had that on our itinerary, but Don forgot the masonry glue gun and I forgot the gallon jug of blotter acid.
  18. Trip: The Moxes, Custer & Rahm, Spickard - Standards Date: 7/21/2008 Trip Report: Trip Report: Spickard Slam Don ascending EZ Mox “Paleface Pass? Where the hell is THAT?” The small sign, nailed to a stump, confirmed what our compass had been telling us: we were not 3 miles and 1800’ feet up Depot Creek, but in some other Canadian drainage, going the wrong direction. The temperature was now in the high 80s. I was eating electrolyte pills like candy. Damn. We arrived at Ouzel Lake that night at dusk, not exactly feeling spry. A massive new landslide, and a matchstick maze of blowdowns, the heat, and our little detour made for a a bit more than a stroll into camp. Matchstick lichen (cladonia floerkeana), Depot Creek Our plan was to slam the area over the next 4 days; the Moxes, Custer and Rahm, and Spickard. I’d climbed Redoubt over 2 decades before, so due to limitations in time we left that one out. K18b5jtj4l0 Glacial tadpoles: air bubbles 'swimming' seaward. Redoubt Glacier. Don on EZ Mox The fog promptly poured in from the northwest the following morning. Still, we were able to climb the Moxes, although the views were limited to looking at each other against a backdrop of brilliant grey. Don descending EZ Mox EZ Mox is an enjoyable scramble. The snow arête has melted away, so snow gear may be left on the glacier. A rope is handy for a couple of raps off the summit to a ledge system at 8200’, but not necessary. Hard Mox lived up to its steep and rotten reputation; made worse by a recent slide that has transformed the main gulley into a teetering pile of huge, unstable blocks and dirt. Avoid. This, and the vertical chimney at it’s base, can be bypassed either by some mid fifth climbing on (climber’s) left (our route), or via easier scrambling to the right. There is one good solid half pitch at the base of the summit tower at least. Hard Man, Hard Mox Heading back to Redoubt Col from the base of Hard Mox During the foggy part of our trip we traded beta with Al Ellsworth and Philip Smith, who were also in the area for a bit of a slam, albeit on the opposite schedule. Satisfied, with the Moxes behind us. From just above Ouzel Lake Following the Moxes, we established a bivvy at Spickard Pass and climbed Custer and Rahm in bright sunshine. Custer’s S ridge, despite it’s reputation, is actually kind of a neat walk in the sky, with one really crappy little downclimb thrown in. The 400’ climb to the summit is just a standard pile with choss surfing opportunities for the descent. Headed for Mount Custer, with Silver Lake and Rahm in the distance The south ridge of Mount Custer, the most solid peak in the Cascades 8tJxpRHZ_yI Gulley surfing Mount Custer Just after negotiating the ‘crux’ on Custer’s south ridge. It’s easier on the way down, and, um, don't try to bypass it Cloud reflections on Silver Lake Rahm’s easy talus summit is gained via a fun little scramble gulley, well marked by cairns top and bottom. The view from Rahm, particularly of Spickard lording over the amazing Silver Lake, which changes color by the hour, is one of the best in the Cascades. Silver Lake and Spickard from the summit of Rahm hDa30S8I8i4 PanoRahma “What’s that smell?” Skunky polemonium, Rahm Peak Our final morning we awoke early to grab Spickard’s summit. Parties wishing to make it a steep neve climb can still slip around the schrund on it’s right and climb on unbroken snow to within an easy 50 foot scramble to the summit. We chose the standard rock route. Well, Don did, anyway. I chose to tree myself on the first spire, wasting half an hour tossing lichen encrusted flakes down the mountain until I’d excavated down to rock that was just extremely horrible rather than outright deadly. I emerged from my ordeal to find Don sitting patiently on the arête, sporting a well deserved shit eating grin. Once on the summit we found that we were not alone. A single deerfly clung to a rock, sharing a somewhat segmented version of our view. Those fuckers really get around. The Pasayten, from Spickard eOTes6GsjYw Panorama from the summit of Spickard Less exhausted on our way out, we were able to better enjoy spectacular, sunlight views of Depot Falls, an 800 foot wonder that blasts out of the swamp above. Every climber should see this spectacle at least once. The top of Depot Creek Falls 80dtIHGsFUQ Depot Creek Falls A two inch long flathead borer. Depot Creek In the old growth below we ran into Frith Maier and Susan Ernsdorff, headed in for Redoubt and Spickard. It’s a relatively popular area this time of year, but one that somehow absorbs parties so that they rarely encounter one another. Well worth the grunt to get in there, for sure. Gear Notes: A single 60 meter rope advisable for rapping off of Hard Mox. The 2 raps we did on EZ Mox could easily be done with a shorter rope. We didn't employ ropes on the other peaks except for glacier travel. We used a light rock rack for Hard Mox only. Crampons were used only on Spickard, although the approach to Custer or the Moxes could require them after a cold night. Approach Notes: Last 2 miles of road requires a high clearance 4WD. An Outback made it with some bottom dings. Go to the END of the Chilliwack Lake Road. Take the 2nd to the last diagonal turn off on the left for the Depot Creek access. Lie to the border guard about where you are going; a mysterious special permit is needed to reenter the U.S. via trail. Altruistic souls with extra time on their hands may wish to bring loppers, a tree saw, and a chain saw. The trail is blown down and brushy.
  19. "Do you see? Do you see what happens when you try to bite a perfect stranger in the ass?" One midair swat.
  20. Trip: Chelan Sawtooth Wilderness - NW Ridge of Reynolds, NW Ridge of Oval Date: 7/17/2008 Trip Report: On July 17th and 18th, Kevin and I headed over to the Chelan Sawtooth Wilderness for a bit of peak bagging and wildflower viewing. Both were pleasant scrambles with wonderful views of the arid East and the not-so-arid Cascades. A single lucky swat: one deerfly that will never bother anyone ever again Oval’s NW Ridge, just right of the face, with Reynolds in the distance Kevin on the NW Ridge of Reynolds Ladybugs and wrecked flies on the summit of Reynolds Insect berserker; a red ant protects her herd of aphids Team Berzerker Bumblebee on stonecrop Indigo Ants on balsamroot. A flash was used for this photo Ants and aphids on balsamroot Unidentified metallic green insect on aster Pollen covered bumblebee on balsamroot Kevin negotiating the NW Ridge of Oval Sandwort near the summit of Oval Kevin just above the steeper section of Oval’s NW Ridge Hawkweed Thistle Digger wasp on ledum Paintbrush Gear Notes: Shorts, tennies, and a macro
  21. Incidentally, anyone have any good suggestions for a hike? I was thinking maybe going up the west fork foss river up to Chetwood lake (is that what its called? Big Heart lake maybe?) I was also thinking necklace valley but I think that might be too much milage for her in a day Suggestions? Foss river will prob be a circus Yes. I've got the perfect date hike, assuming you're going to do it pretty soon: Chelan Sawtooth Wilderness: Drive Hwy 20, then up the Twisp River Road. Take the Buttermilk Creek turnoff and follow your forest service map to the TH for trail #436. Hike about 3 miles along an easy, scenic ridge on good trail through some of the most beautiful wildflower festooned meadows on the planet (you're already getting at least a blowjob at this point), then leave the trail for an easy schwak to a small, larch circled lake just NE of Oval Peak (see a topo). About 4 mi total. It's a longer drive, but if you go within the next 10 days or so when the flowers are still peaking, totally worth it. Leave as early in the morning as possible to beat the heat. Chances of meeting anyone else: about zero. Warning: be prepared for mosquitoes.
  22. For a fulfilling driving experience, one must have Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion, of course.
  23. I'm looking for some extremely fucked up German Shize dethmetal or equivalent to accompany a slideshow. The music needs to: a) have a discernable beat (for slide transitions) b) Cause a perfectly normal, law abiding, God fearing member of the community to suddenly plunge a BBQ fork into his or her own eyesockets to release the the voles rampaging within. c) Result in even the most facially scarred, small-animal-torturing Russian meth nazi shake his head and state "Zat is sum fucked up shit, Komrade"
  24. Techno bluegrass
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