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The Big Bad GOP ain't got shit, none that can overwhelm a 7 point lead, anyway. Everything they can do, they're already trying. It's a broken dream at this point. They need it close to steal it again. Ain't gonna happen. Ta ta, turdfuckers. It wasn't nice at all to get to know ya.

Why do you libtards have to make evrthang more complicatated then it is? Parks 'r gud, both for working famblies and people without homes, mkay?

In FW's case, Alpo-ga, downward dog.

It must be Fall.

His math is as fuzzy as the dewy dog turds that accent the dandelions in front of his Dbl wide.

OMFG he's a Rossi plant!!!!! Open for da Bidness!

No. The levy will cost about $37 in 2009 on a median home price of $420K. Still expensive, but still worth it to me (barely).

Good post, Justin. Unfortunately, some here believe tighter government control of the media is in order regarding AM radio and other formats. Any thoughts, Matt? Actually, you're the only creature here that's called for tighter control of media free speech. But then again, you like it tight, dontcha? Woof!

Alright, now, that's quite enough of that, Porter II.

I voted yes because public parks are the most convenient place to score anonymous blow jobs and meth. The more local the better.

I voted yes, because I believe in maintaining the unique public spaces that give this city it's identity. They create a whole that is somehow greater than the sum of the parts, but don't ask me exactly how that happens. Plus, it's a no-brainer place to take out of towners. Best I can do here on short notice....

I'm going to rock out to my Alpine car stereo, strap on my Alpinas, ski up to the alpine, where I might run into Al Pine, and wolf down some Alpine yogurt.

Christ, you could turn a blow job into the ultimate downer. It's no wonder why progressives are universally despised, even by each other. I just added 'spear killing' to my celebration to do list.

Cuts in military spending expected The cocaine's all gone, the house is in foreclosure, the cars are all sold, except for the three on blocks on the lawn, were burning past due bills in an old coffee can for heat, there's nothing but mustard and baking soda in the fridge, and the pitbull hasn't eaten for a month. We're gonna have to cut MILITARY SPENDING????!!!! OH, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Aaawwww. Someone never got their poopy diapers changed. It's all sooooo BORING, isn't it?

All U.S. citizens are advised to wear hardhats tomorrow due to extreme landslide danger

How many times do I have to tell you guys this: 'Eat a Peach', Allman Bros

At least that poor puppy will get a rest. Nothing likes humping something elses leg more than a man with cankles.

Here's to 41 years of hot hotty hottiness.

...the beginning of the end of our national nightmare? I've been celebrating for a full week now. Hugging old ladies, hugging the cops that come soon after, adopting kittens, then pitting them against each other in an electrofied cage. What about you? Celebrate early, celebrate often.

Tito the Builder.

and here I thought 'blowing goats' was just an expression. kudos for this humanitari- er, ungulatarian effort. Piss lickers need lovin' too.

Every bit as funny now as in 2002.

it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

Or maybe, just maybe, Obama's the right guy for the job and a few people have figured that out. I don't think McCain could have done anything to win this election. Enough of the country just doesn't want that bullshit anymore.