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sort of, except the moss gives you something solid to hang on to

I've actually never seen Ivan drink water.

Did you know that dung beetles can take off but they have no idea how to land? They just auger into the shit, every time. True story. Like all my stories.

Doesn't seem to stop the riffraff from Camas. Yeah, I lived down there. I know your pain. Not that WA is exactly a rock mecca, either.

Oh, sheeit. Too late to delete now. Another CC farewell manifesto is born.

We talked about hauling him up in pieces, but our first aid kit sucked too bad for the reassembly.

Watch it, Ace, or I'll drive you from this site.

Oregon: forever safe from becoming a climbing destination.

You forgot that I brought AIDS to North America, killed Christ, and fathered you. See ya in a few days, Evita.

Uh, sorry guys. My bad. It takes me all day to climb a pitch anyway, so I've just taken to bolting it while I'm at it.

If you get past page 4 by Christmas I'll give you something to suck on.

Try taking the next year off to read the article I just posted instead.

Sphinctercentric, to be sure.

Gives your 3 neurons something to do, though.

Whose to say?

Or not.

You do know that it is against the law to claim you are a service member don't you? No worries there. The F uh BEE EYE's already after me for a bunch of other shit.

[video:youtube] Which way to da white wymyn?

Not to denigrate Spandexboy's talents, but that wasn't much of a feat. I think Spandex boy owes us all an apology for his callous disregard for the human rights of the less endowed. No apology need come my way, but a roll of duct tape would be appreciated.

Please don't cut and post the next 7 pages. The link works just fine.

Black people tend to wisely avoid any event where lots and lots of cops are involved, due to a historically testy relationship.

Not to denigrate Spandexboy's talents, but that wasn't much of a feat.

He keeps on raving about specfor operatives, whatever the fuck that means. Since he's the only one who seems to give a shit about my service record or lack thereof, I'll let him twist in the wind. He never gets to see the table, either. I'm going to PM all my friends pics, though. Suffice to say, basically I single handedly took Iwo Jima, sank the Bismark, and liberated Grenada.

Too near the full moon. You'd need a chain saw.

Does anyone here know what this moron talking about? Does anyone here know what the fuck this thread is about? Fuck if I know.