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It might be helpful to note that ants die very soon after separation from the colony; they have absolutely zero personal initiative or survivability outside outside that completely soshalistic structure. They also take chemical orders from the queen, no questions asked. Grasshoppers, on the other hand, are well equipped to survive more or less on their own. Like most of these quaint little anal-ogies, this one actually contradicts the bedtime story point it attempts to make. Now on to the 'I'm Thumb-body!' page...or maybe 'Chicken Soup for the pea brain'. Just another day on Planet Feel Good.

I'd wager that FF also didn't mention that either a) He asked police and fire unions for the same concessions and they, too, told him to FOAD or b) He didn't ask police and fire unions for any concessions. Just speculating...

If FF were talking about cuts in school administrators and other overhead positions, that might register. Billing classroom teachers as overcompensated falls just a wee bit flat though.

Merka hasn't had a fat fuck for a president since Taft. IS AMERICA READY?

Elitists versus Dumbshits, round 7

You shoulda been at the party I attended Sat. Jesus, I've never seen such cougar density. One feaux blonde alpha drunk was challenging any man within arm's reach to unveil his manhood so she could have a taste of it. Last time I saw her she was chasing some guy up the stairs to the bathroom. He slammed the door on her. And to think YOU could have been that man, Sobo! Perhaps the slamming would have been of a different nature, no? I thought that shit died out in the 80s, but there you have it.

I'd say he just secured the frontrunner slot. Bigots unite! All you have to lose is your election!

Plus, you're not really a hater. You just play one on CC.

nobody suggested you shouldn't feel your emotions, but if you make hatred the main course, you're attractiveness to the opposite sex tends to suffer and your right arm tends to get stronger. You're dating a Romulan Bird of Prey Commander, so you're an outlier in this regard.

As I recall from reading Mr. Milton centuries ago in biz school, he claimed that many capitalism's ills were due to non free market practices that create artificial competitive advantages, incentives, and shifted costs. Polluters not paying for cleaning up their messes and for the resources they destroyed, agricultural subsidies, and now, drug policy. Hard to argue with any of the points above, although I'm sure this represents a woefully incomplete summary of his beliefs.

The public is reaching the tipping point for pot policy reform right now. Look for legalization in several key states by 2012, most of the rest will follow suit within a few years, leaving the moron states behind, as usual. If Obama gets reelected, look for a change in federal law. If not...let's all ride that idiot train one more time.

lamium purpureum

Got your mom's phone number, then? Oh wait, already got it.... Divorce, even an 'easy' one from a relative standpoint, really takes a piece out of you, that is for sure. It's a roughie. Take it easy, Sobo, and take the time and energy to do something good for yourself, something you've always wanted to do.

They'll make excellent deconstructionist installations.

I've got a polish ready to channel into your mom.

I'm channeling a Kevbone/KKK hybrid.

like your mom?

Just about to head out for a ride myself...your mom, to be exact.

Got her phone number? Hey, Rob, WTF you doin indoors, myan?! Oh, wait...

I want my Supercar, mfkr.

There have never not been forests and swamps, so there has never been a period where oil stopped being created, so we'll never run out.

The Teabaggers are the political equivalent of that late 40 something Fat Fuck salesman who, after his 7th or 8th Potter's n coke, believes he's got a shot at that blonde at the end of the bar.

It's 2035, and you know what? The Rfucks were right all along. Gas is 10 cents a gallon, nobody takes drugs or has abortions anymore, everybody works hard and pays their own way, and, praise the Lord, the Muslims have all converted. Oh, and there's a new ice age on it's way. The world is finally a better place for our children.

Shit, I remember leaving some chicken in the fridge. Anybody know where I can rent an HAZMAT suit?

Funny, I haven't paid a phone bill in 25 years and the sumbitch still works.