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I want my Supercar, mfkr.

There have never not been forests and swamps, so there has never been a period where oil stopped being created, so we'll never run out.

The Teabaggers are the political equivalent of that late 40 something Fat Fuck salesman who, after his 7th or 8th Potter's n coke, believes he's got a shot at that blonde at the end of the bar.

It's 2035, and you know what? The Rfucks were right all along. Gas is 10 cents a gallon, nobody takes drugs or has abortions anymore, everybody works hard and pays their own way, and, praise the Lord, the Muslims have all converted. Oh, and there's a new ice age on it's way. The world is finally a better place for our children.

Shit, I remember leaving some chicken in the fridge. Anybody know where I can rent an HAZMAT suit?

Funny, I haven't paid a phone bill in 25 years and the sumbitch still works.

That all may well be, but where's my flying car, bitch?

IT'S 2035???!!! Damn, I must have slept through the alarm(s)....

I have a waffle that weeps maple syrup.

My friends, that's John McCain.

If Potter can do the Nordwand that way....

Is that avatar pic Bruce Lee or did my brother in law shave? Masahiro, is that YOU?

Grigris, grid bolting, stick clips...it's gettin so you can't get hurt no matter how baked you are.

One word: Titan. Problem solved.

I drove past that place coming back from the Sierras last time. The sign said they accept Visa, Mastercard, or Meth.

The way I'm tracking, I'll need to aid 5.4 pretty soon, so I'm all for it.

Hatin' = batin' Just sayin'...

One way to lose your lover is to sport that unfortunate comb over.

One to a few months on a regular basis throughout one's life can recharge the spirit more effectively than taking a year off per century. If you don't hate your job, and your presence is actually valued at work, a leave of absence is one option that doesn't require hitting the reset button. Don't 'ask' for it. 'Inform' your employer that you need some time off and that you're going to take advantage of this great opportunity to do the first nude ascent of Makalu or whatever; you'd be surprised how flexible employers become...if they don't already want to flush your ass. It's gonna be way cheaper for them to figure something out than to hire somebody new if the leave of absence is relatively short. The trick is, of course, to keep your expenses reasonable throughout your life. A lot of younger folks blow a sizable chunk of their disposable income on booze and bling, particularly their ride. Fine if you're rolling on cash, but if you even need to think about priorities; say FU to Madison Ave and cut that shit down; even a modest income will support a month or more off per year unpaid if no kids are involved. And learn how to cook from scratch, for fucks sake. Your cooworkers will invariably say "I wish I could afford to do that" as the glower at you, simmering with resentful admiration, but it's almost always more about making choices rather than not having enough.

Who Killed the Javelin?

I never thought the recycling craze would include the 70's and 80's, but there you have it.

I think we've collectively identified the gene for obtusivity here.

Yeah, despite the tomes above, the ruling was pretty simple. Genes aren't inventions. Not hard.

Body hair was in then

Mark, you are so damn cool. We're all so very impressed down here.