tvashtarkatena

You know what they say, Big Footprint; Big....

We've already read it: Version A: "Ivan led a pitch and a half before he lost confidence in my ability to follow and we rapped off. Then I took pictures of dried leaves 'n shit using that little flower icon. The end." Version B: "Ivan went and soloed something while I stayed inside the tent 'cause I didn't feel very good from lack of conditioning. Then I took unwelcome pictures of someone else's daughter. The end." I know YOU'VE already read it, fanboi...you never miss an episode LOL! Sadly, no Ivan this time (miss you, brofriend!), but Josh makes for excellent company, too.

Tipper's got a huge mouth, so it follows.

One taste of my Flashy Trout Back and they're on their backs begging for adjustments.

Your hypocrisy knows no bound. it's people like you who want to make it solely a personal issue, whereas I have done the exact opposite. As far as personal responsibility is concerned I have called for energy conservation for literally decades, which your type has ridiculed like forever. Translation: j_b's carbon footprint is almost as large and hypocritical as Al Gore's. If that's true I've got to get to know j_b better, cuz Gore's got one mfkn rockin crib.

I got vegan yoga babes waiting outside my woven hemp door wanting to have my baby. Nope. Not an environmental sound option.

On the serious side, the utilities in Seattle will measure where you stand percentile wise in relation to similar households regarding water and energy use. Pretty cool. My score is as awesome as I am, of course.

I got a fixie where the wheels don't even move. That's kor.

Epic = any trip someone was desperate enough to invite me on.

From the looks of things, our children could stand to miss a meal or two. Dey'll B a'ight.

I am NOT screwing up the planet for our children. I'm screwing it up for YOUR children.

My car was repoed and WNG shut my gas off in 08. I win.

Are you still in 3rd grade you prick?> LULZ!

What's on your tick list?

cuz you're such a cocksmoker.

It might have grass in it....

I just took a dump on a kitten.

I sense a CC classic shaping up here....

Troron

Actually, that mofo's got a fly ride.

J and I are walking to the TH, so look for the TR in about 2 months.

Especially if you are wearing one of these! Dood, I almost spewed by coffee!

I only wear and carry what the Iceman did, so it's all good.

I was charged for large tacos on several trips.

Humble Hardman Alert!