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Sin Nombre: you'll never buy a ticket to Mexico ever again. Too grim.

They ain't going through a whole lot of dynamite like in the old days, that's for sure.

Anti gay, anti abortion and anti drugs. Nuff said there.

Considering how much needs to be cleaned up and how many youth are out of work, Obama should start a civilian conservation corp to clean shorelines along the gulf. The sooner, the better. AmeriCorps has already hired a quarter of a million people as part of the the stimulus - same number of people the CCC hired during the Depression.

Great pussies think alike. Now, if that isn't an opening....

Conservatives do give the rest of us ample opportunity to dispense many satisfying "Fuck Off"s in their direction. Good for the soul.

Conservatives: Expressing disapproval of shit that is absolutely none of their fucking business since God shat the first one out.

Red Wings is better. Shot on location in Thailand.

Conservatives: Born with the ever annoying fucking need to tell others what to do.

....as do we all. Best to keep your parental eyes on your own kids, which you're probably royally fucking up in a bunch of your own special ways.

Got one! I just make my own hours, dawg.

Party Down, Archer

Moderators: can we get a button that posts the knuckle dragger crossing sign followed by a Lick Sack request? Might save a couple of posters some tendon surgery. TIA.

...is finally breaking. Bye bye, cunties.

Fuckin' Rob got me in the habit.

Along with Sizzling Sixteen, Glenn Beck, and Delivering Happiness Guess sales for the Chicken Soup series have started to lag LOL.

Jesus, fictional or not, did manage to prove the One Big Truth about humanity: Celebrity is everything.

The good news in your case is that any onset of dementia will be virtually indistinguishable from your norm.

If I meet one more Gnostic I'm going to get Gnocious. Fad. Rock it with the One True Religion or Go Home.

Israelis trying to be funny: yet one more reason to hate them. They should take a hint from us and outsource that shit to Canuckistan.

Keep 'em comin', Bill!

I just don't get abstract expressionism.

lulz

There are patriots all over this country who are stepping out of their double wides right now and saying to themselves, HEY, WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE HERE. I CAN BARELY AFFORD CIGARETTES THANKS TO TAX AND SPEND LIBERALS AND THESE FUCKERS ARE LETTING ILLEGALS FUCK UP OUR OIL WELLS!!!!

Obama's intentionally making the oil spill last longer. Why, you ask? Well, it's simple. The Right loves the oil spill. Why, you ask? Well, that's simple too: because it proves that we don't do enough deep water drilling. If we did, we'd be better at it and this kind of thing wouldn't happen. So, Obama's just pandering to the Right for the sake of all those Dems that are going to go down at the mid terms by doing everything he can to make the oil spill last as long as possible. The administration is saying one thing, and doing exactly the opposite in secret, every time.