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Conservatives: Expressing disapproval of shit that is absolutely none of their fucking business since God shat the first one out.

Red Wings is better. Shot on location in Thailand.

Conservatives: Born with the ever annoying fucking need to tell others what to do.

....as do we all. Best to keep your parental eyes on your own kids, which you're probably royally fucking up in a bunch of your own special ways.

Got one! I just make my own hours, dawg.

Party Down, Archer

Moderators: can we get a button that posts the knuckle dragger crossing sign followed by a Lick Sack request? Might save a couple of posters some tendon surgery. TIA.

...is finally breaking. Bye bye, cunties.

Fuckin' Rob got me in the habit.

Along with Sizzling Sixteen, Glenn Beck, and Delivering Happiness Guess sales for the Chicken Soup series have started to lag LOL.

Jesus, fictional or not, did manage to prove the One Big Truth about humanity: Celebrity is everything.

The good news in your case is that any onset of dementia will be virtually indistinguishable from your norm.

If I meet one more Gnostic I'm going to get Gnocious. Fad. Rock it with the One True Religion or Go Home.

Israelis trying to be funny: yet one more reason to hate them. They should take a hint from us and outsource that shit to Canuckistan.

Keep 'em comin', Bill!

I just don't get abstract expressionism.

lulz

There are patriots all over this country who are stepping out of their double wides right now and saying to themselves, HEY, WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE HERE. I CAN BARELY AFFORD CIGARETTES THANKS TO TAX AND SPEND LIBERALS AND THESE FUCKERS ARE LETTING ILLEGALS FUCK UP OUR OIL WELLS!!!!

Obama's intentionally making the oil spill last longer. Why, you ask? Well, it's simple. The Right loves the oil spill. Why, you ask? Well, that's simple too: because it proves that we don't do enough deep water drilling. If we did, we'd be better at it and this kind of thing wouldn't happen. So, Obama's just pandering to the Right for the sake of all those Dems that are going to go down at the mid terms by doing everything he can to make the oil spill last as long as possible. The administration is saying one thing, and doing exactly the opposite in secret, every time.

It's the Exxon Valdez all over again. What, the president can't afford his own Alvin and ROV? Clearly the Feds should be...should be...anyone?...a little help here? What should they be doing again? Hey, I'm not one of the intellectual elite. I work from the gut. It must be something, though, cuz I'M SURE AS HELL PISSED OFF ABOUT IT!!!!!

So there are some specific areas and decisions you can point to where the federal response hasn't met your expectations? Please lay some of those out for us. Obama's been training for diving bell duty as fast as his schedule allows. He'll be down there personally capping the spill any day now. Thank God, cuz BP's just been sitting around since the accident happened, waiting for the Boy God King Savior to arrive and make everything bad go away.

Then again, there are innernutz who've developed the habit of pontificating about shit they know nothing about. Yeah, there's that.

Chopper Jim knows more about the traffic jam than the poor schmoe who's stuck in it. Whatever you say, Chopper Jim. Tell us all about those Catholic farmers.

From above? LOL.

Hey TripleKunt, did you have a good ole American donut this morning, or some hippie commie shit for breakfast?