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Or just put it in a smaller can = 1 standard drink. Whatev. College kids gotta drink themselves into not getting laid somehow.

Could be the can itself - can't save some for later, and that's about 4 beers worth right there at 12%. Repackage it in a resealable bottle and tell the FDA to a) STFU or b) try banning caffeine and alcohol.

Great photo and an even better story.

A 17 year old driving a 50 something year old crazy? Time honored tradition, I tell ye.

Just be forewarned that overindulging can cause temporary, partial paralysis. Might be a good way to pump up those bouldering problems a grade or two.

Altar boyz have been giving testicular cancer exams for decades.

LULZ!

Score in both departments!

School 'T shirt' bans (same idea, different garment) are as common as dirt. The courts usually defer to the school boards, but you never know. I mean, boobies. Who doesn't like 'em?

There are those who grab life by the balls, and those who have nothing to grab.

Loogout!!!! Here cumz Prole!!!! Prole is IN THE BUILDING!!!!!

Fixed it for ya.

Did you know that missile was aimed directly at the Fasc News accounts receivable department?

What part of MOM and apple pie don't these people understand???!!!!

Tougher. Our Weed 'n Feed strategy would be useless. We'd have to gut it out Timmy Horton's by Timmy Horton's....

My buddy just removed a couple of old, half filled propane tanks from his boat.... MUST NOT....

If the big white job is a russula, it's probably a russula brevipes. Edible, but really more in the kickable category. There are some tasty russulas out there, but I haven't tried em.

Fuck that. I am not going toe to toe with my buddy Rob Maxey. That guy's been shooting stuff since he was, like, 3. You could send him out in the woods for a month with nothing but a gun and some fish hooks and the guy would come back with an even larger beer gut. We'd take the I-5 Hippy Corridor right quick - weed and flyers would be all it would take, but we'd soon get the wire brush treatment from the Stamper Family from both sides...and keeping the supply lines open between Eugene and Ashland would be interesting.

So you're fitty won, right? PLAYUH.

"It's easy to tolerate something you understand. The mark of a great society is to tolerate something you don't understand. The mark of a great people is to seek that understanding." - Aasif Mandvi, on being a Muslim in America during a time of rampant Islamophobia Major Margaret Witt was there tonight, too. She'll be rejoining her unit soon. Didn't see you in the audience, Nitrox! Woulda been a great op for an autograph....

The weekend following thanksgiving and after are open for me, BTW.

I have been hankering for it, Big Man. A man should understand not all phenomena, and that includes women, in the universe are knowable, but that truth shouldn't prevent him from appreciating those moments of pure beauty as they happen.

Good God that avatar pick is some sweet form of torture. Pure cruelty for this kennel full of wagging dicks.

I totally winged it on the russula ID. Kinda ran out of 'look it up' steam, so you may well be right. If it was a Matsutake and I missed it, I'm gonna be pissed. I didn't give it the sniff test to check. Once you smell one, you never forget.

Patton and Eisenhower also tried to chase down Pancho Villa after his raid on Columbia, TX. They were unsuccessful.